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Whalers and Ducks Game Laced with Infighting

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Whalers Fight Over Who Gets to Play with Paulinski It's all the kids fighting for the new gift under the Christmas Tree, as newly minted Whaler Chad 'The Polasian Sensation' Paulinski came out swinging after being traded from the North Stars late last week.  The second year forward adorned the number

BREAKING NEWS:  THE JERSEYS ARE IN

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In a crazy swing of events, MNL's league jerseys have shown up prior to Week 5, ensuring that the big matchup between the Americans and Nordiques at 9pm on Monday will be fresh as fuck.  Other teams will probably look good too. According to sources, the socks and shells that will

Blockbuster Trade for MNL!!!!!

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The USA DUCKS??? Team USA The Americans and Hazel Park Ducks have reached an agreement late Friday afternoon when 'Mericans' GM, Manny proposed a bizarre trade to GM of the Ducks, Brian Bombusta to bring the best players in the country together. The Ducks give up goaltender, Ronnie, along with Charles Machi,

Nstars, Whalers Steal League Spotlight in Trade

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Historic MNL Trade Ushered in by Drunk Otto Proposals League Slackers let out a collective belch of relief between periods of the NHL season start, peeking into their pocket glass to discover the Northstars had traded fellow Presscorps member, and Northstars 4th round draft pick star (in the Pauli constellation [click the

KFalcs Put On A Show In MNL

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Busta Leads Charge Of All KFalcs' Scorers Monday Night Chad Attends Unknown Tryout For Whalers KFalcs Nation was in full charge on Monday night with 5 members of the team scoring multiple points. Busta who is the newest member of the KFalcs as of last late last year put on a scoring

A War of Seals: A Dramatic Reading

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  INT. VIKING ICE ARENA - OLYMPIC ICE [There are 50 seconds left on the clock in the 2nd period and the Seals have a faceoff in the Diques' zone.  Qurico enters the scene, stage left.] Quirico: O Peso, Peso, wherefore art thou, Peso? Peso: By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes. Quirico:

Dangerous Play Leaves League Reeling

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During the North Stars-Mighty Ducks game last night, all of the fan in Viking Ice Arena was left stunned after tied-up skates and sticks brought North Stars F Chad Paulinski to the ice.  An unknown Mighty Ducks players stick got lodged in the skates of the young Paulinski, and was