On Monday evening, North Stars GMs Troy and Tye Otto issued an Amber Alert for missing F Chase MacEachern. MacEachern, who responds to 'The General' or 'McCrackin', was last seen wandering outside of Legends in Downtown Detroit with a bottle of Fireball. Troy Otto was quoted through tears saying "He usually
Starr Spangled Americans Draw First Blood; Top Ducks Lay Egg
The Game of the Week on the Olympic Ice was destined to be a tough battle. Both teams met each other in the preseason, each with a high octane offense. Controversy began weeks before this matchup when Americans Goalie and Mouthpiece Andrew “Spicy” Hetes claimed the Ducks did not score
MNL Week 1 Awards: Sharp Dressed Man Edition
Week One is in the books and let's award some teams for their Opening Night performance. We'll be introducing Weekly Awards throughout the season. Americans: Most Appropriately Named Week One was the Americans' game to shine, as any fan who rooted against them could easily be considered a terrorist. The Americans' players
MNL Debuts New Game Time Structure; Real Party Now In the Parking Lot
The 2017-18 MNL Season is finally here, but for the players and league managers, it might have come too quickly. With the addition of the Americans and Mighty Ducks as expansion teams, MNL debuted a new game time format. MNL now features two games at 10:00pm, with one game being
Post Draft Analysis Winners and Losers
With one last abated breath MNLHL gasped outward in exasperation and exaggerated eye rolls as they waited for the S.I reporter Andru Wheaties to release his pre, then post, and finally weeks late synopsis. Realizing they wouldn't receive a quality write up in the time frame they were seeking -to hassle
Exclusive: Seals Put Monette on the Trading Block
After a poor showing by the We Be Wormin' top line last night, WBW and Seals GM Todd Otto has publicly lambasted both F Shaun Eisenmenger and F Ryan Monette, particularly focusing on the latter. Monette, who scored an empty net goal to lock in a 3-0 victory, was targeted
Mild Mannered Troy Otto Turns Into Hulking Goalie Beast
Sources indicate that North Stars GM and Goalie Troy Otto has become the giant green monster known as the Incredible Hulk of Marvel Comics Fame. In the 2016-2017 season, Troy Otto was known to have a temper. However, teammates noted that although he had a big mouth, there was not
Report: Michael ‘Ace Cherry’s Pikora Out for Season, Seals Opt to Skate 10
Seals F Michael 'Ace Cherry's Pikora has been designated for LTIR due to back pain. He is expected to miss the entire season. Rumor has it up-and-coming prospect Isaiah Pikora skated into the defensive zone, causing Pikora to rage like crazy and started throwing benches out onto the ice. With
Breaking news – Reporter Andru Wheaties calls for removal of Paulinski from MNL Press
In two shocking statements, senior reporter Andru "Spicy" Wheaties has called for the removal of North Stars 4th round draft pick Chad Paulinski from the #pressbox and associated writers, prompting action from the player. Without directly communicating to the 4th round draft pick, Wheaties publicly announced his desires to switch
MNLHL 2017 Preseason Power Rankings
The MNLHL writers break down their Power Rankings for the 2017 Preseason. 130
