After a poor showing by the We Be Wormin’ top line last night, WBW and Seals GM Todd Otto has publicly lambasted both F Shaun Eisenmenger and F Ryan Monette, particularly focusing on the latter.  Monette, who scored an empty net goal to lock in a 3-0 victory, was targeted by management for his ‘underwhelming offensive ability’.  Otto was quoted saying “I can play on the Star Line & score zero goals.”

Talks from Otto make it seem that Monette to the Blue Line is the potential move, but every living organism knows that’s a waste of the scorer’s talents.  The League GMs have been inquiring about availability of the forward.  There have been enough tire kicks for GM Otto to be driving an 18-Wheeler.  Rumors swirl of Otto trying to make a move with the Whalers to acquire Pearcy for Monette, mumbling “Get the band back together…” under his breath.

This is MNLHL Senior Reporter Jarómy Drágr reporting.

Update:  MNLHL reports with the utmost integrity.  All of our sources are verified and trusted.  We regret to inform that Ryan Monette’s goal last night was not an empty netter but a garbage time goal, contrary to our source’s information.  We apologize for the confusion and intend to continue delivering the both the facts as well as alternative facts.