In the League's greatest rivalry this season, DHL has officially bested Danglesauce for the 3rd week in a row. DHL's victory left the League's players without their jerseys for one last week. Many players, including League Commissioner Troy Otto, we're disappointed by this news, but are left excited for next
BREAKING NEWS: Dana Works at Total Hockey, MNL Players Continuously Shocked By this Revelation
Three weeks ago, at-the-moment Seals F Ryan 'Peso' Monette went to Total Hockey for a routine skate sharpening. Allen approached the bench grinder in the back of the store and saw a familiar face. Instantly, Braunscheidel recognized the employee behind the bench as Dana. Dana, known for her vigor and aggressiveness,
Scandal and Corruption in MNLHL Press Corps as NStars Squeeze #2 Ranking
A full blown investigation is underway in the MNLHL Press Circuit after it was revealed certain members took bribes to keep the North Stars high in the Power Rankings. After a close 3-2 loss last night against the 2-0 Americans, the North Stars expected to drop two places in the
MNLHL 2017 Week 2 Power Rankings
The MNLHL writers break down their Power Rankings for Week Two of the 2017 Season 300
Americans Rule the World
Americans Look Passed the North Stars Proctor unleashes flash kick, Otto goes home to be a family man At the hands of Paul Proctor, and brilliant DJ Pete Niphoratos, Guile's theme was heard early and often in the 9pm tilt between the #1 power-ranked Americans and #2 power-ranked North Stars. The winger
Podolan Caught Smuggling League Jerseys through Customs, League Review Ensues
Tye Otto’s Personality Splinters into Multiple Manifestations, Official MNL Otto Count Now at 6
RETRACTION: Coan Skates Out, Judge Rules
MNL News Network strives for journalistic integrity in its pursuit of the juiciest fake news. I humbly and sincerely apologize for my previous article. We did not have all of the information, and we sent our story to print before everything could be verified. Please accept my apology. In a controversial
Coan Relegated to Backup Goalie Position After Hat Trick, 2 Assists
Fans are furious after Jeremy Coan lost his spot as the Nordiques Star Right Wing hours before puck drop, sources say. Jeremy "Cowboy" Coan has been a fan favorite in the league ever since he took off the goalie pads and donned a set of player gear he found in
Report: Doherty, Diques Sign Incentive-Laden Contract Extension
Nordiques Management and F Hal Doherty signed a contract extension late Sunday night, securing him to the Diques for the upcoming 2017-18 MNL Season. Doherty was drafted by the Nordiques 71st Overall during the 2017 MNL Expansion Draft. Rumors have the contract being huge, with an expected AAV of $5.5
