Troy Cries, Machi Shines

Byline: MNL Central Scouting Office The once mighty Northstars seem to have lost their momentum heading into the playoffs. The Stars dropped a back and forth game to the surging Ducks last night 2-Nill. The game was an example of speed versus braun in which speed prevailed. The Ducks were paced

Polaris Prevails: Weaver Dreams Big

Fans were furious Monday when they discovered the lovable Ducks would not be playing in the 9pm time slot. Instead, North Stars GM and amateur weightlifter Troy "The Swole One" Otto unilaterally decided to postpone the Ducks matchup for fear of losing his winning streak. Troy called up the Nordiques