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Coan Relegated to Backup Goalie Position After Hat Trick, 2 Assists
Fans are furious after Jeremy Coan lost his spot as the Nordiques Star Right Wing hours before puck drop, sources say. Jeremy "Cowboy" Coan has been a fan favorite in the league ever since he took off the goalie pads and donned a set of player gear he found in
Report: Doherty, Diques Sign Incentive-Laden Contract Extension
Nordiques Management and F Hal Doherty signed a contract extension late Sunday night, securing him to the Diques for the upcoming 2017-18 MNL Season. Doherty was drafted by the Nordiques 71st Overall during the 2017 MNL Expansion Draft. Rumors have the contract being huge, with an expected AAV of $5.5
Killer whales vs NotSoGolden Seals
Revenge of the Whalers Killer Whales toy with their prey before they eat it This episode of Planet Earth, we take a look at how Killer Whales feast on seals off the coast of South Africa. Last year we filmed a rare occurrence of a golden seal we named King Slayer Proctor
Amber Alert Issued: Chase MacEachern
On Monday evening, North Stars GMs Troy and Tye Otto issued an Amber Alert for missing F Chase MacEachern. MacEachern, who responds to 'The General' or 'McCrackin', was last seen wandering outside of Legends in Downtown Detroit with a bottle of Fireball. Troy Otto was quoted through tears saying "He usually
Post Draft Analysis Winners and Losers
With one last abated breath MNLHL gasped outward in exasperation and exaggerated eye rolls as they waited for the S.I reporter Andru Wheaties to release his pre, then post, and finally weeks late synopsis. Realizing they wouldn't receive a quality write up in the time frame they were seeking -to hassle
Exclusive: Seals Put Monette on the Trading Block
After a poor showing by the We Be Wormin' top line last night, WBW and Seals GM Todd Otto has publicly lambasted both F Shaun Eisenmenger and F Ryan Monette, particularly focusing on the latter. Monette, who scored an empty net goal to lock in a 3-0 victory, was targeted
Mild Mannered Troy Otto Turns Into Hulking Goalie Beast
Sources indicate that North Stars GM and Goalie Troy Otto has become the giant green monster known as the Incredible Hulk of Marvel Comics Fame. In the 2016-2017 season, Troy Otto was known to have a temper. However, teammates noted that although he had a big mouth, there was not
Report: Michael ‘Ace Cherry’s Pikora Out for Season, Seals Opt to Skate 10
Seals F Michael 'Ace Cherry's Pikora has been designated for LTIR due to back pain. He is expected to miss the entire season. Rumor has it up-and-coming prospect Isaiah Pikora skated into the defensive zone, causing Pikora to rage like crazy and started throwing benches out onto the ice. With
Breaking news – Reporter Andru Wheaties calls for removal of Paulinski from MNL Press
In two shocking statements, senior reporter Andru "Spicy" Wheaties has called for the removal of North Stars 4th round draft pick Chad Paulinski from the #pressbox and associated writers, prompting action from the player. Without directly communicating to the 4th round draft pick, Wheaties publicly announced his desires to switch
