Byline: 10pm Game Monday night Shakes goalie Jeremy @jcoan Coan was left shell shocked by the Sugar Cubes in a 6-3 loss. Coan faced 207 shots on net and only surrendered five goals. The Cubes were lead by @hardyparty92 who tallied three Geno's on the night. "It could have been 15-3
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Tye Otto Earns Tye Otto Hat Trick
Tye Otto earned the first ever Tye Otto Hat Trick in history Monday night. He completed it by performing the following stunts: Ref a game that doesn't end in a brawl between the refs and the players Have a >50.0 SV% in net Skate out Tye's multifaceted game was on display
MNLHL 2018 Spring Week 1 Power Rankings
The MNLHL writers break down their Power Rankings for Week One of the 2018 Spring Season.
Spring Season Opens With Shootout Thriller
Byline: Viking Arena The mystical feeling of opening day was in the air. The celebratory red white and blue bunting was displayed proudly around the building. The smell of popcorn and beer filled the arena. Small children wept as MNL players entered the rink. Fittingly, Clawz Pawz and the Sugar Cubes
All Former North Stars Players Start Spring Season on Suspension List for Conduct Unbecoming of Whatever Team They’re On
Spring season is upon us and all of MNL's fall teams have been shuffled up for some good-natured fun; however, for one team, the night left more to be desired. Coincidentally, every former North Stars player was kicked out of their locker room when they decided that their white jersey
Page 12 News: Americans Win Coveted Stanley Keg
In a Riches to Rags to Riches Story, the Americans defeat the Cocky Seals in a 5-1 rout, sweeping the playoffs for the spunky first year team. The team was mired with controversy throughout the season. Co-GM Manny stepped down in favor of taking a less hands on role "due
Americans up 1-0 in Keg Series
Byline: Norfolk Nebraska Watching live from Nebraska this reporter watched a live stream of game one between the Americans and the Seals. A fantastic broadcast from @chad_paulinski and @pantydropper diagnosed the play of the game. Dressed in suit coats the dynamic duo transmitted live the events transpiring world wide. “It was
MNL League of Parody
Byline: Home Depot Paint Isle When the MNL league was formed Commissioner Roger Otto Goodel had a vision to create an empire where any team could beat the other on any given Monday night. His plan came to fruition and was exemplified during the playoffs... minus the miserable Nordiques organization. Two
Seals Stripped of Victory After Doping Scandal
The Americans will walk to the Keg unopposed this year after GM and defensive powerhouse Todd "Whoop" Otto was caught doping during the playoffs. The MNL Ethics Committee was compelled to take blood tests after Whoop was found with unidentified blue medication. "You ready for the Seal to RIIIIISE baby?" Todd admitted
