Byline: Viking Arena The mystical feeling of opening day was in the air. The celebratory red white and blue bunting was displayed proudly around the building. The smell of popcorn and beer filled the arena. Small children wept as MNL players entered the rink. Fittingly, Clawz Pawz and the Sugar Cubes
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All Former North Stars Players Start Spring Season on Suspension List for Conduct Unbecoming of Whatever Team They’re On
Spring season is upon us and all of MNL's fall teams have been shuffled up for some good-natured fun; however, for one team, the night left more to be desired. Coincidentally, every former North Stars player was kicked out of their locker room when they decided that their white jersey
Page 12 News: Americans Win Coveted Stanley Keg
In a Riches to Rags to Riches Story, the Americans defeat the Cocky Seals in a 5-1 rout, sweeping the playoffs for the spunky first year team. The team was mired with controversy throughout the season. Co-GM Manny stepped down in favor of taking a less hands on role "due
Americans up 1-0 in Keg Series
Byline: Norfolk Nebraska Watching live from Nebraska this reporter watched a live stream of game one between the Americans and the Seals. A fantastic broadcast from @chad_paulinski and @pantydropper diagnosed the play of the game. Dressed in suit coats the dynamic duo transmitted live the events transpiring world wide. “It was
MNL League of Parody
Byline: Home Depot Paint Isle When the MNL league was formed Commissioner Roger Otto Goodel had a vision to create an empire where any team could beat the other on any given Monday night. His plan came to fruition and was exemplified during the playoffs... minus the miserable Nordiques organization. Two
Seals Stripped of Victory After Doping Scandal
The Americans will walk to the Keg unopposed this year after GM and defensive powerhouse Todd "Whoop" Otto was caught doping during the playoffs. The MNL Ethics Committee was compelled to take blood tests after Whoop was found with unidentified blue medication. "You ready for the Seal to RIIIIISE baby?" Todd admitted
New Championship Gear Headed to Africa
Source: Paulinski Not Resigning with MNL in 2018
One of Monday Night Lights' star players may have played his last game in the league. According to sources close to Whalers F Chad Paulinski, the 4'7" sophomore will not be returning for a 3rd season. Paulinski, notorious for his self-deprecation and not playing in Spring Season, has designated himself
Diques Suffer Double Loss
Down Goes Panty Byline: St. Clair Orthopedic & Sports Medicine The streaking Nordiques suffered two devastating blows last night during a 5-2 loss at the hands of split squad combined team consisting of the Whalers/Northstars/Diques players. Not only did their two game winning streak come to an end but they suffered a
Ducks fall 4-1 to Two Man Show
The Ducks lost 4-1 Monday night in the first of a three game series against the Americans Paul Proctor and surprise guest Andrew Hetes. On the work site, American forwards could be seen on their lunch break, ensuring they were well nourished for the postgame beers. "Well, after some delays, we had
