“A Love Story… about war” A long time ago, in some shit-assed suburban galaxy far, far away – there met a council of Otto’s from the House of Troy with one goal in mind: To build a hockey league of the highest regard, and dominate the standings under the tyrannical :north-stars:
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Guest Appearance Turns Tragic
Monday June 25th 2018 Viking Arena- Fans and players alike were relieved to see the reemergence of league star and true American hero Paul “22” Proctor after his playoff ending ankle injury this winter. Proctor, made his way through the rink (under his own power) to the cheers of onlookers. “Huh, I
CLAWZ PAWZ Will Face the Shakes in Consolation Game
Congratulations to CLAWZ PAWZ and the Shakes for both playing great games and making their way to the Consolation Bracket. The PAWZ hung with Jeremy Coan the Wheeling Taylors for most of their game, but they lacked the offense to pull out a win. Their active goal scoring leader, Troy
:male-detective::skin-tone-3: 11 or 10 Players This Season? Draft Rights Are on the Table in Ivory Tower Discussions
Da Na Na Da Na Na Via LF Satcom Radio MNLN analysts were able to speak remotely with S.I reporter André Wheaties from the scorched sands of Tatooine. Rumors of player draft status eligibility could be a key talking point of this years pre-draft regulations. Some players are pushing for 10, while
MNL TOP 3 PROSPECTS
Byline: Toronto, Ontario Preparing for the 2018/19 MNL Draft is comparably to studying for a trigonometry exam. Team GM’s and scouting personnel are spending days and hours breaking down prospective players. Teams look to balance speed, size, ability, leadership and skill to form their respective clubs for the season. Nordiques GM
Diques Win! Set to Draft #1
Byline: Panty's Backyard The Nordiques have won something... The number one pick in the upcoming 2018/19 MNL Draft. The lucky ping pong ball was selected randomly out of @pantydropper hat in the scorching Berkley sun. "With the #1 selection in the draft...the Nordiques" exclaimed Associate Director of Central Scouting @suokas as
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Goalies: A Legal Nightmare
Last night, League Manager Jeremy Drager, Esq. subpoenaed CLAWZ PAWZ GM Cameron Clauser after failing to show to 5 consecutive court hearings. League Judge Andy Dragovic has enacted Habeas Corpus, demanding that Clauser appear to speak to his crimes of reassembling the Diques for a third time. Clauser is believed
6th Seal of the Tyepocalypse Nearly Broken
Religious leaders around the world held their collective breaths Monday night when Troy Otto nearly completed his first career hat trick against the the Wheeling Taylors. The Troy Hat Trick is one of two remaining unbroken seals of the Tyepocalypse (the only other being the North Stars winning a playoff
MNL to Issue Edict to Wheeling Taylors Forward Dave Cipparone to Stop Stripping Before Games
After his second incident of the 2018 Spring Season, the MNL will issue a "cease and don't strip" edict to Taylors Forward Dave Cipps. MNL deputy commissioner Jeremy Drager told MNLHN via email that the league will inform the Taylors that Cipparone must stop stripping during warmups. "Yes, we will be
