Byline: MSP Command Headquarters, Lansing MI The Americans entered the night still searching for their first win of the season. By 11pm they had a checkmark in the win column. The Americans survived with a tight and tense 2-1 victory over the Whale. The story of the night was the tremendous
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MNLHL 2018 Week 2 Power Rankings
The MNLHL writers break down their Power Rankings after the second week of the 2018-2019 Season 1381
Bend It Like Benders
When it rains, it pours in the MNLHL, where goalies were feeling the pressure after a combined 27 goals were scored in regulation Monday night. Proctor Sub Andrew Dion and Best Looking Ellis Joe managed to each nab themselves a hat-trick for their respective teams. However, their hard work was
Opening Night!
Byline: Candlewood Suites, Lansing MI Sixty six MNL players somehow made it through the summer without meaningful hockey to play. Some underwent extreme physical transformations by working out while others worked on their mental game. Alas, on Monday night all of the waiting and anticipation was unleashed. The game scheduled for
Seals Unveil Ballpark Inspired Jerseys
The Seals won an impressive game to start the season off at the top of the standings. Analysts are attempting to determine how much of a factor their snazzy new jerseys had on their dominant play. When questioned, Seals GM and fan favorite Whoop Otto admitted he got the jersey
Seal Team 6 Sniper Takes Aim at Americans: Proceed with Extreme Caution
Evaluating MNL
Byline: Central Scouting Office Sometimes it's important to reflect and evaluate. This reporter has spent the last 12 months with MNL and has witnessed incredible progress throughout the league. Last August a middle-aged Fire Marshal was invited to play in a league where he was told that @wilkie was the best
MNL Draft Grades
BREAKING: Nordiques and North Stars Agree to Blockbuster Trade
The Nordiques have already improved their chances of winning a game this season after "earning" the number one overall draft pick in a totally unbiased and impartial selection process. Nordiques GM and MNL Punching Bag Jeremy "Panty Dropper" Drager found a way to improve his team even further. Sources close
Breaking News: Serda Joins Whaler Brass
Byline: Hartford, CT In a shocking and blatent attempt to build a SuperTeam to dominate the MNL Hockey League, the Whalers have announced that Captain Jack Serda @jserda will join the team as a Co-GM for the upcoming season. The move instantly propels the Whale to Stanley Keg favorites. According to
