Sources indicate that North Stars GM and Goalie Troy Otto has become the giant green monster known as the Incredible Hulk of Marvel Comics Fame. In the 2016-2017 season, Troy Otto was known to have a temper. However, teammates noted that although he had a big mouth, there was not a lot of bark to Otto’s bite. Otto maintained a GAA of around 3.0 and failed to generate any spark into his last place team.

Artist Rendition of Troy Otto From a Defenseman’s Perspective

However, Otto accidentally left all his goalie pads stewing in the trunk of his GMC Acadia, much to the horror of his poor children. Unbeknownst to Otto, the pads began to fester, and soon became infused with gamma radiation from the superbacteria growing on them. Finally, Troy got his lazy ass out to Hazel Park and donned the glowing gear. At first, Troy just smelled bad. But early in the first period, brother and unanimous choice for “Worst Otto” Tye inevitably missed an assignment that caused a 3 on 0. Troy’s rage boiled over and the gamma radiation turned him into a green hulking personification of the North Stars: powerful, angry, and unlikely to end up with any successful major titles.

Troy Otto After Watching Tye Miss Another Poke Check

League Management is meeting Sunday to decide whether or not Otto’s newfound powers to actually save a puck are against league policy.

This is Junior Señor Reporter Carlos Antonio Machismo signing out.