Troy Otto's Slack account @ottotroy29 was abruptly taken offline Monday evening. A MNL representative said a fill-in referee deactivated the account. The account, which Otto has used since 2016 mostly to send out the infamous Otto Power Rankings and give unsolicited GMing advice, was restored after 11 minutes. After a huge amount
Month: December 2017
APB: MISSING PERSONS REPORT
AMBER ALERT: TROY OTTO SEARCHING FOR WHEREABOUTS OF WARDS PESO AND VAPED LAST SEEN GETTING LIT UP BY NORTH STARS HOCKEY TEAM CARETAKER PANTY DROPPER WANTED FOR QUESTIONING
ΔΥΚ Patriotic Block Party a Success, Greek Life Experiencing Revival at MNLU
MNLU has long supported fraternal activities since the early days of its founding. In its heyday, Greek life on campus had enormous popularity amongst the student body and often was a key player at campus happenings. However in recent times, Greek life has been quiet. Rush numbers have been on
ESPN E:60 Episode 22
Otto Charms Ducks in Winning Streak
Troy Otto has once again proved to be a good luck charm for the rising Mighty Ducks. Troy played defense for 42 minutes last week in the Ducks 4-3 win against the No-Diques. He then played for the Ducks again last night in net to beat the 2nd Place Ameri-Can'ts
Polaris Prevails: Weaver Dreams Big
Fans were furious Monday when they discovered the lovable Ducks would not be playing in the 9pm time slot. Instead, North Stars GM and amateur weightlifter Troy "The Swole One" Otto unilaterally decided to postpone the Ducks matchup for fear of losing his winning streak. Troy called up the Nordiques
Cage Rage: Face Protection Sparked Atrocity
A cage is to blame for a crime committed late Monday night at Viking Ice Arena, sources reported early Tuesday morning. Wearing a cage temporarily prevented the ability for a strong substitute hockey player to enrage, rendering the substitution ineffective in Monday's game between the Nordiques and North Stars. The Ivory Tower
Trade Deadline Breakdown: The Quietest Day in MNL History
The MNL trade deadline came and went with little more than a whimper, and not even a plausible rumor. This reporter is still willing to do their due diligence and get to the bottom of the quietest day in MNL history. North Stars Coming as a surprise to no one the
MNLHL 2017 Week 13 Power Rankings
The MNLHL writers break down their Power Rankings for Week Thirteen of the 2017 Season 797
Troy Otto’s Defensive Prowess Turns Heads
Goalie turned defenseman Troy "The Successful One" Otto had a shutdown game on defense Monday evening for the Mighty Ducks. Troy was able to play 40 minutes of a 45 minute game and allowed 0 goals against during that time. It was only after Troy had finished his final shift