Rise of the Planet of the Benders

The rags to riches story no one wanted Doomsday Cults around the world are stirring after four MNL teams featured 11th or 12th rounders earning points. Trade rumors are buzzing all through the league, with every team but the North Stars excited to get a piece of the Bender Action. When

Stars Strive for Five

North Stars Winning Streak Continues Diques Don't Share, And They Don't Care North Stars 5, Diques 2 North Stars continue winning as they are undoubtedly the best team to ever hit the MNL ice. They have no weakness and it shows, taking down the notorious cocky DaveP Diques. NS started off strong with

Nordiques Thoroughly Beat

Byline: Viking Arena Prime Time Game In what can only be described as a thorough win, the Mighty Northstars defeated and outmatched the Diques. The plan from the beginning was to intimidate the Stars with the presence of silky mitts @jcoan. The strategy was for Coaner to only skate in warmups

QTip Hears a Whoop

QTip Hears a Whoop

QTip awoke from the greatest of dreams: A rookery of Seals was all that he sees. He checked his Gameday email from his GM Todd. A insprirational quote from Dumb and Dumber seems mighty odd. But the lineup had YungQ playing with Monette! Time for the Whalers to finally pay For what they did on Opening Night! Hopefully

O Say Can You See…

Viking Arena Raises New American Flag By Line: Viking Arena Olympic Ice In what only can be described as a MNL Mini-Miracle on Ice, the Nordique’s stunned the highly favored Americans last night in the marquee game of the week. Stellar goaltending was on display by both keepers and a late Dique

Child Laces Up Against Americans – CPS Called

4th Round Draft Pick and 90th Trimester Child Brad Marchand Dave "Davey" Podolan laced up for the Nordiques yesterday for a very special night. Davey has been dreaming about playing with the Nordiques all season. Unfortunately, even though Davey goes to all of the games, he has yet to show

Whalers and Ducks Game Laced with Infighting

Whalers Fight Over Who Gets to Play with Paulinski It's all the kids fighting for the new gift under the Christmas Tree, as newly minted Whaler Chad 'The Polasian Sensation' Paulinski came out swinging after being traded from the North Stars late last week.  The second year forward adorned the number

BREAKING NEWS:  THE JERSEYS ARE IN

In a crazy swing of events, MNL's league jerseys have shown up prior to Week 5, ensuring that the big matchup between the Americans and Nordiques at 9pm on Monday will be fresh as fuck.  Other teams will probably look good too. According to sources, the socks and shells that will