The MNLHL writers break down their Power Rankings for Week Four of the 2017 Season 393
Dangerous Play Leaves League Reeling
Paul Antioch’s Patriotism Inspires Americans in 4-2 Loss
Paul Antioch left officials staring wide-eyed Monday night when he walked out of the locker room in a stunning American Flag jersey. Whalers GM Brian Walters immediately petitioned to league founder Troy Otto to have the jersey removed. "It's a distraction and I will not force my team to play against
Dique’s Historic Win
MNLHL 2017 Week 3 Power Rankings
The MNLHL writers break down their Power Rankings for Week Three of the 2017 Season 364
Tye Plays While Troy is Away
Tye Pretends to be The North Star's GM Regner Snubs the Ducks to Show his True Patriotism This past week was all about the Subs and the commotion it made in the executive office. Subs being talked about, friends sending the verbal invite when it is not confirmed, only to have their
Violence and Disappearances Plague MNLHL
Where's Machi? Late Scratch of 12th Rounder Puzzles Fans Fans lamented Monday Night when Americans Forward Sam Machi failed to appear on the ice for warmups. Machi has been a known pest on the ice for MNL and has generated a surprising amount of offense and takeaways for the last round
Divine Intervention Secures Ducks’ First Win
Fear and awe overcame the patrons of Viking Ice Arena Monday night when a glowing deity descended from the heavens to bestow victory upon the devout Ducks. After a quick first shift goal from the Nordiques, pious GM Busta prayed that this game would go better than others. The Brown
Jersey Debut Delayed, DaveP’s Invisible Jersey Shows Up On Time
In the League's greatest rivalry this season, DHL has officially bested Danglesauce for the 3rd week in a row. DHL's victory left the League's players without their jerseys for one last week. Many players, including League Commissioner Troy Otto, we're disappointed by this news, but are left excited for next
BREAKING NEWS: Dana Works at Total Hockey, MNL Players Continuously Shocked By this Revelation
Three weeks ago, at-the-moment Seals F Ryan 'Peso' Monette went to Total Hockey for a routine skate sharpening. Allen approached the bench grinder in the back of the store and saw a familiar face. Instantly, Braunscheidel recognized the employee behind the bench as Dana. Dana, known for her vigor and aggressiveness,
