Panty Don't Play No Shit! In the wake of the week 11 match-ups, MNL News reporters have protested writing articles but wanted the benefits of being on the Power Rankings Committee. The one rule of MNL journalism is to write articles to keep the fans intrigued. High and low quality articles
MNLHL 2017 Week 11 Power Rankings
The MNLHL writers break down their Power Rankings for Week Eleven of the 2017 Season 696
Todd Tickles Top Titty Twine to Turn Tide Towards Triumph
The Seals dominated play against the cocky Whalers Monday night, but the game was never truly in their hands until GM and "second hottest Otto" Todd rallied his team with a beaut of a goal in the third period. Whoop started the game off a little slow, really not generating
League Players Return Home to Shamrocks, Get Lectured About Being Deadbeat Sponsees
Last night, the league players managed to actually make it over the the House of Shamrocks. The House of Shamrocks--who is the official bar sponsor of Monday Night Lights Hockey League--was the home of the raucous draft night for the 2017 MNL Draft. Rumor has it, they made back their
Ducks Win Thriller
MNLHL 2017 Week 10 Power Rankings
Seal-Stars Pull a Freaky Friday
I feel like I've heard this story before. The North Stars are gaining momentum. They've made a run through the league and they're getting cocky, they're looking at #EightIsGreat and they're psyched. Then along come those dastardly Golden Seals, looking to spoil all of the fun. If you're thinking that the
‘Kamikaze Falcon’ Chad Stephen Irwin Paulinski killed by Stingrays
In what can only be described as a report in terrible taste, Chad Stephen Irwin Paulinski died late Wednesday night doing what he loved best, getting too close to one of the dangerous teams he dedicated his life to goaltend against, with a depressing, self-deprecating personality that propelled him to
Troy’s Hard Work and Dedication
MNLHL 2017 Week 9 Power Rankings
The MNLHL writers break down their Power Rankings for Week Nine of the 2017 Season 636
