Goalie turned defenseman Troy "The Successful One" Otto had a shutdown game on defense Monday evening for the Mighty Ducks. Troy was able to play 40 minutes of a 45 minute game and allowed 0 goals against during that time. It was only after Troy had finished his final shift
DaveP and Danny Hull Start Working on Monetization, IPO for MNL
Last Night, League Miscreant Danny Hull and Nordiques HypeBoi David Podolan began conversing over beers at League Sponsor House of Shamrocks. Hull, who wore a GoPro while reffing the Seals vs Americans game, was very excited at the prospect of the league: Hull: Man, this is great. We gotta get everyone to
Cipparone Found Culpable in Nordique Massacre
Citizens looked on in horror on Monday night as a washed up Junior Hockey Player lit up the MNL Nordiques. "Pistol" Pete Niphoratos earned a hat-trick against the struggling team, and even mentioned he could have scored more if he wasn't trying to feed his teammates. The Nordiques tried to
Breaking News: Hit From Diques GM Sidelines Whalers F Crunk for Three Months
NosTroyDamus: “Bold” Predictions Inspire Fear Amongst the Ignorant
Panic and Awe has gripped the MNL Community after several predictions made by Troy "Nostroydamus" Otto have come true. Marketing himself as a "seer," Nostroydamus has made a fortune among the more gullible members of MNL. The rest of us see through his bullshit and obvious guesses that happen to
MNLHL 2017 Week 12 Power Rankings
The MNLHL writers break down their Power Rankings for Week Twelve of the 2017 Season 766
Traded Players Continue to Produce
Seals Are Eating W’s
Leaked: Machi’s Letter to Duck’s Management
Hello Busta Pooky really wants me to stay in tonight and watch movies with her I'm feeling really under the weather today. I've been sick all weekend, and I don't think I should chance it. We're gonna go on a romantic stroll and then enjoy a candlelit meal at House of Shame
MNL Quick Hits – 11/28/17
Joey B Goes for Broke On a late goal in the 2nd period, Nordiques F Ryan Monette scored a goal that Whalers D Joe Brennan took personal responsibility for. Brennan, who is known for outbursts of destruction after minuses, went back to the bench and broke: His Stick His Helmet It
