Confusion due to new officiating gestures led to higher-than-normal levels of buffoonery near end of last night’s Americans/Seals match up. American’s GM and officially the most official league official, Brauny, encouraged his team in the new year to review the changes to the league rules. They were familiar with the
Nordiques Miss Playoffs: First Time in Team History
For the first time since the team's inception in 2016, the Nordiques will miss the Stanley Keg Playoffs. The Nordiques were already on the ropes, with a win by the Seals or a loss by them marking the end of their season. The Nordiques came to play the Ducks, the
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Diques Mathematically Still in Picture
Byline: New Oakland Psychiatric Clinic The Nordiques are on a streak... but not the kind of streak any self respecting team ever wishes to go through. Although their chances are minuscule , the cellar dwelling norseman are not mathematically eliminated from the big dance. The surging Whalers dispatched the baby blue
Mighty Ducks Complete Circuit: Can They Be Stopped?
You can run, but you can't hide The Ducks showed the Seals who the true heroes of Hazel Park were last night with a 5-2 thrashing, clinching a spot in the MNLHL Playoffs. The Ducks showed their versatility all night, with many of their benders participating in scoring plays. Their 5
All Best Ace: Turnbull Turns the Tide
Late in the second period during the Golden Seals-Mighty Ducks game, Supa Sub Chris "Please believe me, I didn't do it!" Regner got the puck past Mighty Ducks Call-Up G Ryan Zennin. Referee Jim Seidel came to the scorekeepers box and reported the goal, stating the goal was scored by
Shock and Aww: Behemoths and Benders Both Beat the Ballot
The Good It was no surprise that the Top 10 point leaders in the league were completely represented in the All Star Ballot Results. The teams are all represented, with the Top three teams in the league each sending four of their best skaters to the Big Show. The Seals are
2017-2018 MNL All Star Roster Released
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE The 2017-2018 MNL All Star Roster has been finally released after votes from the MNLPA have been meticulously calculated. These players will represent Monday Night Lights in the League's Second All Star Game at Little Caesars Arena on January 21st, 2018. All Star replacements will be called in for
MNLHL 2017 Week 16 Power Rankings
The MNLHL writers break down their Power Rankings for Week Sixteen of the 2017 Season 956
Charming Ducks Rally Against Tail-Spinning North Stars
"I told you they'd start to choke." -"Pistol" Pete Niphoratos In what scholars are describing as "inevitable," the North Stars were defeated Monday 4-2 by the Mighty Ducks. The team Troy Otto once described as "the worst built team in the league" is on a four game streak, only needing to
