Ducks Win Thriller

Ducks Move Into 3rd Place Things are looking up for the Ducks who continue to soar with their 4th win in 5 games (3-1-1-0). The Whalers came into this game sitting in 4th place behind the Diques by 1 point and ahead of the Ducks by 2 points. If they pulled

Stars Strive for Five

North Stars Winning Streak Continues Diques Don't Share, And They Don't Care North Stars 5, Diques 2 North Stars continue winning as they are undoubtedly the best team to ever hit the MNL ice. They have no weakness and it shows, taking down the notorious cocky DaveP Diques. NS started off strong with

O Say Can You See…

Viking Arena Raises New American Flag By Line: Viking Arena Olympic Ice In what only can be described as a MNL Mini-Miracle on Ice, the Nordique’s stunned the highly favored Americans last night in the marquee game of the week. Stellar goaltending was on display by both keepers and a late Dique

Child Laces Up Against Americans – CPS Called

4th Round Draft Pick and 90th Trimester Child Brad Marchand Dave "Davey" Podolan laced up for the Nordiques yesterday for a very special night. Davey has been dreaming about playing with the Nordiques all season. Unfortunately, even though Davey goes to all of the games, he has yet to show

KFalcs Put On A Show In MNL

Busta Leads Charge Of All KFalcs' Scorers Monday Night Chad Attends Unknown Tryout For Whalers KFalcs Nation was in full charge on Monday night with 5 members of the team scoring multiple points. Busta who is the newest member of the KFalcs as of last late last year put on a scoring

Tye Plays While Troy is Away

Tye Pretends to be The North Star's GM Regner Snubs the Ducks to Show his True Patriotism This past week was all about the Subs and the commotion it made in the executive office. Subs being talked about, friends sending the verbal invite when it is not confirmed, only to have their

Violence and Disappearances Plague MNLHL

Where's Machi? Late Scratch of 12th Rounder Puzzles Fans Fans lamented Monday Night when Americans Forward Sam Machi failed to appear on the ice for warmups. Machi has been a known pest on the ice for MNL and has generated a surprising amount of offense and takeaways for the last round

Divine Intervention Secures Ducks’ First Win

Fear and awe overcame the patrons of Viking Ice Arena Monday night when a glowing deity descended from the heavens to bestow victory upon the devout Ducks. After a quick first shift goal from the Nordiques, pious GM Busta prayed that this game would go better than others. The Brown

RETRACTION: Coan Skates Out, Judge Rules

MNL News Network strives for journalistic integrity in its pursuit of the juiciest fake news. I humbly and sincerely apologize for my previous article. We did not have all of the information, and we sent our story to print before everything could be verified. Please accept my apology. In a controversial