Ducks Move Into 3rd Place Things are looking up for the Ducks who continue to soar with their 4th win in 5 games (3-1-1-0). The Whalers came into this game sitting in 4th place behind the Diques by 1 point and ahead of the Ducks by 2 points. If they pulled
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Stars Strive for Five
North Stars Winning Streak Continues Diques Don't Share, And They Don't Care North Stars 5, Diques 2 North Stars continue winning as they are undoubtedly the best team to ever hit the MNL ice. They have no weakness and it shows, taking down the notorious cocky DaveP Diques. NS started off strong with
O Say Can You See…
Viking Arena Raises New American Flag By Line: Viking Arena Olympic Ice In what only can be described as a MNL Mini-Miracle on Ice, the Nordique’s stunned the highly favored Americans last night in the marquee game of the week. Stellar goaltending was on display by both keepers and a late Dique
Child Laces Up Against Americans – CPS Called
4th Round Draft Pick and 90th Trimester Child Brad Marchand Dave "Davey" Podolan laced up for the Nordiques yesterday for a very special night. Davey has been dreaming about playing with the Nordiques all season. Unfortunately, even though Davey goes to all of the games, he has yet to show
KFalcs Put On A Show In MNL
Paul Antioch’s Patriotism Inspires Americans in 4-2 Loss
Paul Antioch left officials staring wide-eyed Monday night when he walked out of the locker room in a stunning American Flag jersey. Whalers GM Brian Walters immediately petitioned to league founder Troy Otto to have the jersey removed. "It's a distraction and I will not force my team to play against
Tye Plays While Troy is Away
Tye Pretends to be The North Star's GM Regner Snubs the Ducks to Show his True Patriotism This past week was all about the Subs and the commotion it made in the executive office. Subs being talked about, friends sending the verbal invite when it is not confirmed, only to have their
Violence and Disappearances Plague MNLHL
Where's Machi? Late Scratch of 12th Rounder Puzzles Fans Fans lamented Monday Night when Americans Forward Sam Machi failed to appear on the ice for warmups. Machi has been a known pest on the ice for MNL and has generated a surprising amount of offense and takeaways for the last round
Divine Intervention Secures Ducks’ First Win
Fear and awe overcame the patrons of Viking Ice Arena Monday night when a glowing deity descended from the heavens to bestow victory upon the devout Ducks. After a quick first shift goal from the Nordiques, pious GM Busta prayed that this game would go better than others. The Brown
RETRACTION: Coan Skates Out, Judge Rules
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