On Monday evening, North Stars GMs Troy and Tye Otto issued an Amber Alert for missing F Chase MacEachern. MacEachern, who responds to 'The General' or 'McCrackin', was last seen wandering outside of Legends in Downtown Detroit with a bottle of Fireball. Troy Otto was quoted through tears saying "He usually
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Post Draft Analysis Winners and Losers
With one last abated breath MNLHL gasped outward in exasperation and exaggerated eye rolls as they waited for the S.I reporter Andru Wheaties to release his pre, then post, and finally weeks late synopsis. Realizing they wouldn't receive a quality write up in the time frame they were seeking -to hassle
Exclusive: Seals Put Monette on the Trading Block
After a poor showing by the We Be Wormin' top line last night, WBW and Seals GM Todd Otto has publicly lambasted both F Shaun Eisenmenger and F Ryan Monette, particularly focusing on the latter. Monette, who scored an empty net goal to lock in a 3-0 victory, was targeted
Mild Mannered Troy Otto Turns Into Hulking Goalie Beast
Sources indicate that North Stars GM and Goalie Troy Otto has become the giant green monster known as the Incredible Hulk of Marvel Comics Fame. In the 2016-2017 season, Troy Otto was known to have a temper. However, teammates noted that although he had a big mouth, there was not
Report: Michael ‘Ace Cherry’s Pikora Out for Season, Seals Opt to Skate 10
Seals F Michael 'Ace Cherry's Pikora has been designated for LTIR due to back pain. He is expected to miss the entire season. Rumor has it up-and-coming prospect Isaiah Pikora skated into the defensive zone, causing Pikora to rage like crazy and started throwing benches out onto the ice. With
Breaking news – Reporter Andru Wheaties calls for removal of Paulinski from MNL Press
In two shocking statements, senior reporter Andru "Spicy" Wheaties has called for the removal of North Stars 4th round draft pick Chad Paulinski from the #pressbox and associated writers, prompting action from the player. Without directly communicating to the 4th round draft pick, Wheaties publicly announced his desires to switch
Toothless Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold… And Through a Straw
Dave P Retaliating One Year After the Famous Chiclets Incident League Napoleon Complex Dave P horrified fans Monday when, unprovoked, he swung his stick at McHacken's face during warm-ups. Tensions have been rising between the two skaters since early in the 2016 season when McHacken promised Dave P he'd "regret talking
Report: Hetes Fined by Americans for Comments
Americans G Andrew Hetes has been fined by the Americans for comments "unbecoming of the organization." Sources say he was fined beers for Week 1 of the season and was forced to issue an apology to the media. Analysts are unable to determine which comment triggered the punishment from the
Fervor Reaches Peak as MNL Picks are Traded
With trade rumors at an all time high, phones buzzing, and emails flying MNL was treated to it's first, and then second trades of the second annual MNL season late last week Friday, and early this week respectively. The first trade of the season involved the Mighty Ducks management (Assistant
MNLHN’s First Mock Draft Inches Closer
This week MNLHN seeks to release a pre-mock draft ranking. It’s release date has not been yet finalized but, tentative dates has it to be released later this Friday or Saturday. Your very own MNLHN insider Andrew Wheaties will be conducting the main MNLHN mock rankings with some takes from other high profile
