Jeremy Coan returned to the locker room dejected last night after a series of blunders on the ice in the ring caused him to lose his title against the crowd favorite BluLine. Coan began the fight floating into the offensive zone making BluLine his bitch. Coan was dancing around BluLine, and
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Over this past weekend international leaders met with PETA organizers to stymie the hunt of rare international species. It was the first such international call that has effected nations hunting abilities abroad; including American hunters. An immediate cease and assist on their hunting of animals of all kinds has been
MNLHL 2017 Week 8 Power Rankings
The MNLHL writers break down their Power Rankings for Week Eight of the 2017 Season 570
MNL Sets Up League Picture; Nordiques Skip Because of Some Protest Reason
Throughout the week, MNL Fall/Winter Commissioner and Patriarch Troy Otto attempted to set up a league-wide players photo. Slack was abuzz with the prospect of all the players getting together to commemorate the season; however, the Nordiques had different plans. With all of the players sitting at center ice at
2017 North Stars: Unsolvable?
How to beat the North Stars: Exploit their one weakness Fuck, Troy is playing out of his mind They already have 2 Ottos. Trade Todd over there for the Bookhockey Self-Destruct! Dammit, Todd's a GM this season, he won't move himself. Too proud! Kill Chad CRAP! They already traded Chad. And I'm pretty
MNLHL 2017 Week 7 Power Rankings
The MNLHL writers break down their Power Rankings for Week Seven of the 2017 Season 549
Travel Ban Reinstated; Americans Deport Subs Back to Mexico
Last night, several hard-working Americans were commuting to work when a semi-truck driven by a red-blooded blue collar worker hopped the median on I-696 and caused a heavy traffic jam. This held up Paul Proctor and Sam Machi, the Americans' first and last pick, respectively. In an urgency to fill
