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Seal-Stars Pull a Freaky Friday

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Jeremy Drager -
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I feel like I've heard this story before. The North Stars are gaining momentum. They've made a run through the league and they're getting cocky, they're looking at #EightIsGreat and they're psyched. Then along come those dastardly Golden Seals, looking to spoil all of the fun. If you're thinking that the

Troy’s Hard Work and Dedication

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What Has Changed With Troy? Everyone who played in the league last year knew Troy as the loud mouth goalie who yells at his Defense and doesn't care how they feel. He was arguably the worst goalie in the league with only 4 goalies. We now have 6 (4 new goalies)

Labatt Blue Party Deck

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Is Labatt Blue Party Deck A Real Thing? As many of you have probably read in Dickie Dunn's articles, he tends to mention that of a "Labatt Blue Party Deck". He refers to that as the spot right outside the doors where we congregate to drink some cold brews and freeze

Coan Drops Heavyweight Title to BluLine

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Jeremy Coan returned to the locker room dejected last night after a series of blunders on the ice in the ring caused him to lose his title against the crowd favorite BluLine. Coan began the fight floating into the offensive zone making BluLine his bitch. Coan was dancing around BluLine, and

Busta Issues Apology To Seals Organization

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Busta To Blame For Loss? The seals lost in dramatic fashion last night to the pesky Diques. It was a hard-fought game that ended in a 3-2 loss for the seals who now sit in last place for the second straight week with a potential bid for not making the playoffs.

Bin Takes Off His Ass-less Chaps

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Bin Records His First Assist In MNL Ducks 2(SO) - Diques 1 The Diques may have lost the war but Bin won the battle. Slack was buzzing all week with players taking digs at league favorite, Bin diesel about his ability to score but not pass. GM of the ducks, Busta, told