A cage is to blame for a crime committed late Monday night at Viking Ice Arena, sources reported early Tuesday morning. Wearing a cage temporarily prevented the ability for a strong substitute hockey player to enrage, rendering the substitution ineffective in Monday's game between the Nordiques and North Stars. The Ivory Tower
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DaveP and Danny Hull Start Working on Monetization, IPO for MNL
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Citizens looked on in horror on Monday night as a washed up Junior Hockey Player lit up the MNL Nordiques. "Pistol" Pete Niphoratos earned a hat-trick against the struggling team, and even mentioned he could have scored more if he wasn't trying to feed his teammates. The Nordiques tried to
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Panic and Awe has gripped the MNL Community after several predictions made by Troy "Nostroydamus" Otto have come true. Marketing himself as a "seer," Nostroydamus has made a fortune among the more gullible members of MNL. The rest of us see through his bullshit and obvious guesses that happen to
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