Cage Rage: Face Protection Sparked Atrocity

A cage is to blame for a crime committed late Monday night at Viking Ice Arena, sources reported early Tuesday morning. Wearing a cage temporarily prevented the ability for a strong substitute hockey player to enrage, rendering the substitution ineffective in Monday's game between the Nordiques and North Stars. The Ivory Tower

Troy Otto’s Defensive Prowess Turns Heads

Goalie turned defenseman Troy "The Successful One" Otto had a shutdown game on defense Monday evening for the Mighty Ducks. Troy was able to play 40 minutes of a 45 minute game and allowed 0 goals against during that time. It was only after Troy had finished his final shift

DaveP and Danny Hull Start Working on Monetization, IPO for MNL

Last Night, League Miscreant Danny Hull and Nordiques HypeBoi David Podolan began conversing over beers at League Sponsor House of Shamrocks.  Hull, who wore a GoPro while reffing the Seals vs Americans game, was very excited at the prospect of the league: Hull: Man, this is great.  We gotta get everyone to

Cipparone Found Culpable in Nordique Massacre

Citizens looked on in horror on Monday night as a washed up Junior Hockey Player lit up the MNL Nordiques. "Pistol" Pete Niphoratos earned a hat-trick against the struggling team, and even mentioned he could have scored more if he wasn't trying to feed his teammates. The Nordiques tried to

Traded Players Continue to Produce

MNL has had a long standing history of not indulging in trades; rather, GM and teams alike seem to follow the 'grow from within' mindset and just look to get better by growing line chemistry. As the trades pour in, however, so do the points. Stemming all the way from