Spirits and Real Estate Prices are down after a statewide hockey shortage has brought the riffraff to the forefront. It has been nearly 3 weeks since the last MNL hockey game and players are looking anywhere to get their fix. Local methadone clinics ice arenas are overrun with disheveled benders just
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Nordiques Receive Special Christmas Surprise!
Nordiques face of the franchise David "VapeD" Podolan revealed early Monday that the Nordiques received a special gift from Yuletide Gift Man TroyOtto Claus. "I cannt buleeve he came! Mom, Dad, wayke up! TroyOtto came!" -DaveP at 4am Surprise! Hope you've been good this year! Vapey was surprised that instead of a 5th
MNLHL 2017 Week 15 Power Rankings
The MNLHL writers break down their Power Rankings for Week Fifteen of the 2017 Season 904
Diques cants score on Hedes.. America wins
yesterday the dekes played the amercans. we came out hot me peso joey ellis. serta on the top line new tendy is the backstop. were playin em realy hard. proctor comes out and scores early. i told cam WTACH OUT FOR MISSED MATCH SOCKS! but he ddnt listen. so the
Cammy Clause is Coming to Town
The Nordiques have seen the wrath of jovial Yuletide gift bringer Cammy Clause after several of their players landed themselves on the naughty list. The Nordiques, in a midseason slump (Week 3-Week 11 is technically midseason), decided to bring in new goalie Cam Clauser to guide their sleigh to victory.
MNL Christmas Carols: Vol. 1
On the 12th day of Christmas, MNL gave to me: Twelve Weebles Wobblin' Eleven Snipers snipin' Ten Jims a-jumpin' Nine Whoops a-dancin' Eight Jaws McCrack-in' Seven Swannies leavin' Six Sugars screamin' FIVE GOLDEN SEALS Four Called-off Goals Three Shots from Trent Two Turtle Shoves and will Todd fix the fucking Keg please?
Tye Otto Fit for Mini-Mite Games Only
WAS THERE A DANNY HULL SIGHTING?
Byline: The Bowels of HP Arena According to multiple eye witnesses a man fitting the description of a self proclaimed senior league all-star, 0 rated draft rounder and boxing enthusiast was seen entering the rink last night. The man quickly disappeared into the furthest reaches of the ice complex and
Exclusive: Manny Steps Down as Americans GM, Proctor to Serve as Interim
Jarómy Dragr: Hi Manny. Thanks for sitting down with me today, Manny. I believe you have some news to share? Bryan Madaleno: That is correct. Effective immediately, I will be stepping down and leaving the Ivory Tower. The Americans conducted a long interview process and Paul Proctor will be co-GM with
Disgruntled MNL Employee Shuts Down Troy’s Slack Account On Their Last Day Of Work
Troy Otto's Slack account @ottotroy29 was abruptly taken offline Monday evening. A MNL representative said a fill-in referee deactivated the account. The account, which Otto has used since 2016 mostly to send out the infamous Otto Power Rankings and give unsolicited GMing advice, was restored after 11 minutes. After a huge amount
