The Nordiques have seen the wrath of jovial Yuletide gift bringer Cammy Clause after several of their players landed themselves on the naughty list. The Nordiques, in a midseason slump (Week 3-Week 11 is technically midseason), decided to bring in new goalie Cam Clauser to guide their sleigh to victory.
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MNL Christmas Carols: Vol. 1
On the 12th day of Christmas, MNL gave to me: Twelve Weebles Wobblin' Eleven Snipers snipin' Ten Jims a-jumpin' Nine Whoops a-dancin' Eight Jaws McCrack-in' Seven Swannies leavin' Six Sugars screamin' FIVE GOLDEN SEALS Four Called-off Goals Three Shots from Trent Two Turtle Shoves and will Todd fix the fucking Keg please?
Tye Otto Fit for Mini-Mite Games Only
WAS THERE A DANNY HULL SIGHTING?
Byline: The Bowels of HP Arena According to multiple eye witnesses a man fitting the description of a self proclaimed senior league all-star, 0 rated draft rounder and boxing enthusiast was seen entering the rink last night. The man quickly disappeared into the furthest reaches of the ice complex and
Exclusive: Manny Steps Down as Americans GM, Proctor to Serve as Interim
Jarómy Dragr: Hi Manny. Thanks for sitting down with me today, Manny. I believe you have some news to share? Bryan Madaleno: That is correct. Effective immediately, I will be stepping down and leaving the Ivory Tower. The Americans conducted a long interview process and Paul Proctor will be co-GM with
Disgruntled MNL Employee Shuts Down Troy’s Slack Account On Their Last Day Of Work
Troy Otto's Slack account @ottotroy29 was abruptly taken offline Monday evening. A MNL representative said a fill-in referee deactivated the account. The account, which Otto has used since 2016 mostly to send out the infamous Otto Power Rankings and give unsolicited GMing advice, was restored after 11 minutes. After a huge amount
APB: MISSING PERSONS REPORT
AMBER ALERT: TROY OTTO SEARCHING FOR WHEREABOUTS OF WARDS PESO AND VAPED LAST SEEN GETTING LIT UP BY NORTH STARS HOCKEY TEAM CARETAKER PANTY DROPPER WANTED FOR QUESTIONING
ΔΥΚ Patriotic Block Party a Success, Greek Life Experiencing Revival at MNLU
MNLU has long supported fraternal activities since the early days of its founding. In its heyday, Greek life on campus had enormous popularity amongst the student body and often was a key player at campus happenings. However in recent times, Greek life has been quiet. Rush numbers have been on
ESPN E:60 Episode 22
Otto Charms Ducks in Winning Streak
Troy Otto has once again proved to be a good luck charm for the rising Mighty Ducks. Troy played defense for 42 minutes last week in the Ducks 4-3 win against the No-Diques. He then played for the Ducks again last night in net to beat the 2nd Place Ameri-Can'ts
