FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE The 2017-2018 MNL All Star Roster has been finally released after votes from the MNLPA have been meticulously calculated. These players will represent Monday Night Lights in the League's Second All Star Game at Little Caesars Arena on January 21st, 2018. All Star replacements will be called in for
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MNLHL 2017 Week 16 Power Rankings
The MNLHL writers break down their Power Rankings for Week Sixteen of the 2017 Season 956
Charming Ducks Rally Against Tail-Spinning North Stars
"I told you they'd start to choke." -"Pistol" Pete Niphoratos In what scholars are describing as "inevitable," the North Stars were defeated Monday 4-2 by the Mighty Ducks. The team Troy Otto once described as "the worst built team in the league" is on a four game streak, only needing to
Junkies Spotted After Statewide Hockey Shortage
Spirits and Real Estate Prices are down after a statewide hockey shortage has brought the riffraff to the forefront. It has been nearly 3 weeks since the last MNL hockey game and players are looking anywhere to get their fix. Local methadone clinics ice arenas are overrun with disheveled benders just
Nordiques Receive Special Christmas Surprise!
Nordiques face of the franchise David "VapeD" Podolan revealed early Monday that the Nordiques received a special gift from Yuletide Gift Man TroyOtto Claus. "I cannt buleeve he came! Mom, Dad, wayke up! TroyOtto came!" -DaveP at 4am Surprise! Hope you've been good this year! Vapey was surprised that instead of a 5th
MNLHL 2017 Week 15 Power Rankings
The MNLHL writers break down their Power Rankings for Week Fifteen of the 2017 Season 904
Diques cants score on Hedes.. America wins
yesterday the dekes played the amercans. we came out hot me peso joey ellis. serta on the top line new tendy is the backstop. were playin em realy hard. proctor comes out and scores early. i told cam WTACH OUT FOR MISSED MATCH SOCKS! but he ddnt listen. so the
Cammy Clause is Coming to Town
The Nordiques have seen the wrath of jovial Yuletide gift bringer Cammy Clause after several of their players landed themselves on the naughty list. The Nordiques, in a midseason slump (Week 3-Week 11 is technically midseason), decided to bring in new goalie Cam Clauser to guide their sleigh to victory.
MNL Christmas Carols: Vol. 1
On the 12th day of Christmas, MNL gave to me: Twelve Weebles Wobblin' Eleven Snipers snipin' Ten Jims a-jumpin' Nine Whoops a-dancin' Eight Jaws McCrack-in' Seven Swannies leavin' Six Sugars screamin' FIVE GOLDEN SEALS Four Called-off Goals Three Shots from Trent Two Turtle Shoves and will Todd fix the fucking Keg please?
