You can run, but you can't hide The Ducks showed the Seals who the true heroes of Hazel Park were last night with a 5-2 thrashing, clinching a spot in the MNLHL Playoffs. The Ducks showed their versatility all night, with many of their benders participating in scoring plays. Their 5
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All Best Ace: Turnbull Turns the Tide
Late in the second period during the Golden Seals-Mighty Ducks game, Supa Sub Chris "Please believe me, I didn't do it!" Regner got the puck past Mighty Ducks Call-Up G Ryan Zennin. Referee Jim Seidel came to the scorekeepers box and reported the goal, stating the goal was scored by
Shock and Aww: Behemoths and Benders Both Beat the Ballot
The Good It was no surprise that the Top 10 point leaders in the league were completely represented in the All Star Ballot Results. The teams are all represented, with the Top three teams in the league each sending four of their best skaters to the Big Show. The Seals are
2017-2018 MNL All Star Roster Released
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE The 2017-2018 MNL All Star Roster has been finally released after votes from the MNLPA have been meticulously calculated. These players will represent Monday Night Lights in the League's Second All Star Game at Little Caesars Arena on January 21st, 2018. All Star replacements will be called in for
MNLHL 2017 Week 16 Power Rankings
The MNLHL writers break down their Power Rankings for Week Sixteen of the 2017 Season 956
Charming Ducks Rally Against Tail-Spinning North Stars
"I told you they'd start to choke." -"Pistol" Pete Niphoratos In what scholars are describing as "inevitable," the North Stars were defeated Monday 4-2 by the Mighty Ducks. The team Troy Otto once described as "the worst built team in the league" is on a four game streak, only needing to
Junkies Spotted After Statewide Hockey Shortage
Spirits and Real Estate Prices are down after a statewide hockey shortage has brought the riffraff to the forefront. It has been nearly 3 weeks since the last MNL hockey game and players are looking anywhere to get their fix. Local methadone clinics ice arenas are overrun with disheveled benders just
Nordiques Receive Special Christmas Surprise!
Nordiques face of the franchise David "VapeD" Podolan revealed early Monday that the Nordiques received a special gift from Yuletide Gift Man TroyOtto Claus. "I cannt buleeve he came! Mom, Dad, wayke up! TroyOtto came!" -DaveP at 4am Surprise! Hope you've been good this year! Vapey was surprised that instead of a 5th
MNLHL 2017 Week 15 Power Rankings
The MNLHL writers break down their Power Rankings for Week Fifteen of the 2017 Season 904
Diques cants score on Hedes.. America wins
yesterday the dekes played the amercans. we came out hot me peso joey ellis. serta on the top line new tendy is the backstop. were playin em realy hard. proctor comes out and scores early. i told cam WTACH OUT FOR MISSED MATCH SOCKS! but he ddnt listen. so the
