The Seals won an impressive game to start the season off at the top of the standings. Analysts are attempting to determine how much of a factor their snazzy new jerseys had on their dominant play. When questioned, Seals GM and fan favorite Whoop Otto admitted he got the jersey
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Seal Team 6 Sniper Takes Aim at Americans: Proceed with Extreme Caution
Evaluating MNL
Byline: Central Scouting Office Sometimes it's important to reflect and evaluate. This reporter has spent the last 12 months with MNL and has witnessed incredible progress throughout the league. Last August a middle-aged Fire Marshal was invited to play in a league where he was told that @wilkie was the best
MNL Draft Grades
BREAKING: Nordiques and North Stars Agree to Blockbuster Trade
The Nordiques have already improved their chances of winning a game this season after "earning" the number one overall draft pick in a totally unbiased and impartial selection process. Nordiques GM and MNL Punching Bag Jeremy "Panty Dropper" Drager found a way to improve his team even further. Sources close
Breaking News: Serda Joins Whaler Brass
Byline: Hartford, CT In a shocking and blatent attempt to build a SuperTeam to dominate the MNL Hockey League, the Whalers have announced that Captain Jack Serda @jserda will join the team as a Co-GM for the upcoming season. The move instantly propels the Whale to Stanley Keg favorites. According to
The Rise and Inevitable Fall of the Starry North Otto Troop by Tim Kimmel
“A Love Story… about war” A long time ago, in some shit-assed suburban galaxy far, far away – there met a council of Otto’s from the House of Troy with one goal in mind: To build a hockey league of the highest regard, and dominate the standings under the tyrannical :north-stars:
Guest Appearance Turns Tragic
Monday June 25th 2018 Viking Arena- Fans and players alike were relieved to see the reemergence of league star and true American hero Paul “22” Proctor after his playoff ending ankle injury this winter. Proctor, made his way through the rink (under his own power) to the cheers of onlookers. “Huh, I
CLAWZ PAWZ Will Face the Shakes in Consolation Game
Congratulations to CLAWZ PAWZ and the Shakes for both playing great games and making their way to the Consolation Bracket. The PAWZ hung with Jeremy Coan the Wheeling Taylors for most of their game, but they lacked the offense to pull out a win. Their active goal scoring leader, Troy
:male-detective::skin-tone-3: 11 or 10 Players This Season? Draft Rights Are on the Table in Ivory Tower Discussions
Da Na Na Da Na Na Via LF Satcom Radio MNLN analysts were able to speak remotely with S.I reporter André Wheaties from the scorched sands of Tatooine. Rumors of player draft status eligibility could be a key talking point of this years pre-draft regulations. Some players are pushing for 10, while
