Byline: New Oakland Psychiatric Clinic The Nordiques are on a streak... but not the kind of streak any self respecting team ever wishes to go through. Although their chances are minuscule , the cellar dwelling norseman are not mathematically eliminated from the big dance. The surging Whalers dispatched the baby blue
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Mighty Ducks Complete Circuit: Can They Be Stopped?
You can run, but you can't hide The Ducks showed the Seals who the true heroes of Hazel Park were last night with a 5-2 thrashing, clinching a spot in the MNLHL Playoffs. The Ducks showed their versatility all night, with many of their benders participating in scoring plays. Their 5
Charming Ducks Rally Against Tail-Spinning North Stars
"I told you they'd start to choke." -"Pistol" Pete Niphoratos In what scholars are describing as "inevitable," the North Stars were defeated Monday 4-2 by the Mighty Ducks. The team Troy Otto once described as "the worst built team in the league" is on a four game streak, only needing to
Junkies Spotted After Statewide Hockey Shortage
Spirits and Real Estate Prices are down after a statewide hockey shortage has brought the riffraff to the forefront. It has been nearly 3 weeks since the last MNL hockey game and players are looking anywhere to get their fix. Local methadone clinics ice arenas are overrun with disheveled benders just
Diques cants score on Hedes.. America wins
yesterday the dekes played the amercans. we came out hot me peso joey ellis. serta on the top line new tendy is the backstop. were playin em realy hard. proctor comes out and scores early. i told cam WTACH OUT FOR MISSED MATCH SOCKS! but he ddnt listen. so the
Cammy Clause is Coming to Town
The Nordiques have seen the wrath of jovial Yuletide gift bringer Cammy Clause after several of their players landed themselves on the naughty list. The Nordiques, in a midseason slump (Week 3-Week 11 is technically midseason), decided to bring in new goalie Cam Clauser to guide their sleigh to victory.
Disgruntled MNL Employee Shuts Down Troy’s Slack Account On Their Last Day Of Work
Troy Otto's Slack account @ottotroy29 was abruptly taken offline Monday evening. A MNL representative said a fill-in referee deactivated the account. The account, which Otto has used since 2016 mostly to send out the infamous Otto Power Rankings and give unsolicited GMing advice, was restored after 11 minutes. After a huge amount
ΔΥΚ Patriotic Block Party a Success, Greek Life Experiencing Revival at MNLU
MNLU has long supported fraternal activities since the early days of its founding. In its heyday, Greek life on campus had enormous popularity amongst the student body and often was a key player at campus happenings. However in recent times, Greek life has been quiet. Rush numbers have been on
Otto Charms Ducks in Winning Streak
Troy Otto has once again proved to be a good luck charm for the rising Mighty Ducks. Troy played defense for 42 minutes last week in the Ducks 4-3 win against the No-Diques. He then played for the Ducks again last night in net to beat the 2nd Place Ameri-Can'ts
Cage Rage: Face Protection Sparked Atrocity
A cage is to blame for a crime committed late Monday night at Viking Ice Arena, sources reported early Tuesday morning. Wearing a cage temporarily prevented the ability for a strong substitute hockey player to enrage, rendering the substitution ineffective in Monday's game between the Nordiques and North Stars. The Ivory Tower
