Early Tuesday, Nordiques F David Podolan was arrested at the Ambassador Bridge Secondary Security checkpoint, attempting to smuggle over 80 jerseys on his person in preparation for Week 3 of Monday Night Lights. US Border Patrol noticed a short 4 foot tall by 4 foot wide man attempting to drive
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Tye Otto’s Personality Splinters into Multiple Manifestations, Official MNL Otto Count Now at 6
Report: Doherty, Diques Sign Incentive-Laden Contract Extension
Nordiques Management and F Hal Doherty signed a contract extension late Sunday night, securing him to the Diques for the upcoming 2017-18 MNL Season. Doherty was drafted by the Nordiques 71st Overall during the 2017 MNL Expansion Draft. Rumors have the contract being huge, with an expected AAV of $5.5
MNLHL 2017 Week 1 Power Rankings
The MNLHL writers break down their Power Rankings for Week One of the 2017 Season 212
Amber Alert Issued: Chase MacEachern
On Monday evening, North Stars GMs Troy and Tye Otto issued an Amber Alert for missing F Chase MacEachern. MacEachern, who responds to 'The General' or 'McCrackin', was last seen wandering outside of Legends in Downtown Detroit with a bottle of Fireball. Troy Otto was quoted through tears saying "He usually
MNL Week 1 Awards: Sharp Dressed Man Edition
Week One is in the books and let's award some teams for their Opening Night performance. We'll be introducing Weekly Awards throughout the season. Americans: Most Appropriately Named Week One was the Americans' game to shine, as any fan who rooted against them could easily be considered a terrorist. The Americans' players
Exclusive: Seals Put Monette on the Trading Block
After a poor showing by the We Be Wormin' top line last night, WBW and Seals GM Todd Otto has publicly lambasted both F Shaun Eisenmenger and F Ryan Monette, particularly focusing on the latter. Monette, who scored an empty net goal to lock in a 3-0 victory, was targeted
Report: Michael ‘Ace Cherry’s Pikora Out for Season, Seals Opt to Skate 10
Seals F Michael 'Ace Cherry's Pikora has been designated for LTIR due to back pain. He is expected to miss the entire season. Rumor has it up-and-coming prospect Isaiah Pikora skated into the defensive zone, causing Pikora to rage like crazy and started throwing benches out onto the ice. With
MNLHL 2017 Preseason Power Rankings
The MNLHL writers break down their Power Rankings for the 2017 Preseason. 130
Report: Hetes Fined by Americans for Comments
Americans G Andrew Hetes has been fined by the Americans for comments "unbecoming of the organization." Sources say he was fined beers for Week 1 of the season and was forced to issue an apology to the media. Analysts are unable to determine which comment triggered the punishment from the
