Author: Jeremy Drager

Whalers and Ducks Game Laced with Infighting

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Whalers Fight Over Who Gets to Play with Paulinski It's all the kids fighting for the new gift under the Christmas Tree, as newly minted Whaler Chad 'The Polasian Sensation' Paulinski came out swinging after being traded from the North Stars late last week.  The second year forward adorned the number

BREAKING NEWS:  THE JERSEYS ARE IN

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In a crazy swing of events, MNL's league jerseys have shown up prior to Week 5, ensuring that the big matchup between the Americans and Nordiques at 9pm on Monday will be fresh as fuck.  Other teams will probably look good too. According to sources, the socks and shells that will

A War of Seals: A Dramatic Reading

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  INT. VIKING ICE ARENA - OLYMPIC ICE [There are 50 seconds left on the clock in the 2nd period and the Seals have a faceoff in the Diques' zone.  Qurico enters the scene, stage left.] Quirico: O Peso, Peso, wherefore art thou, Peso? Peso: By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes. Quirico:

Dangerous Play Leaves League Reeling

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During the North Stars-Mighty Ducks game last night, all of the fan in Viking Ice Arena was left stunned after tied-up skates and sticks brought North Stars F Chad Paulinski to the ice.  An unknown Mighty Ducks players stick got lodged in the skates of the young Paulinski, and was

Jersey Debut Delayed, DaveP’s Invisible Jersey Shows Up On Time

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In the League's greatest rivalry this season, DHL has officially bested Danglesauce for the 3rd week in a row.  DHL's victory left the League's players without their jerseys for one last week.  Many players, including League Commissioner Troy Otto, we're disappointed by this news, but are left excited for next