3 MNLHN writers look to embarrass themselves by putting their stupid opinions on the line. Our writers break into groups of three or four, and each make five BOLD predictions for the 2019-20 season. We then respond to our other writers’ predictions. Enjoy the predictions, and come
Author: Jeremy Drager
Monday Night Lights Announces Expansion Plans for 2020
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Monday Night Lights will be expanding for the 2019-2020 season. A 7th team will be added to the league. Teams will have a bye every 7 weeks. Scorekeeping and reffing will be handled by bye week players. Additionally, bye week players will be able
2018-2019 All Star Game, MNL Winter Classic Announced
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE The 2019 Monday Night Lights All Star Game will be played under the lights* at the MNL Winter Classic, as MNL's greatest will weather the elements at On The Dunes Hockey Arena in Commerce Charter Twp, MI on March 2nd. The game will be played at 5pm and last 1.5
Inclement Weather Threatens League Games, Many Players Skate From Home
With harsh weather settling into Southeastern Michigan, many workers across Metro Detroit settled in for a cold night. However, many players in the Monday Night Lights Hockey League had to report to GMs their attendance for the game Monday night. Many players were nervous about the drive in. Americans D
All Points Bulletin: Young Mexican Boy Breaking and Enter into Houses in Neighborhood
Berkley Police arrested a young Latino boy at 3:30pm Tuesday afternoon in North Berkley while exiting a home. Police were called after local neighbors saw him easily walk into the home and leave a few minutes later with new gloves. The neighbors immediately identified him as riff-raff and contacted authorities. The
From the MNL Archives: 2016 Week 6
[ From the MNL Archives is a MNLHN series taking articles from the annals of MNL Season One and resurrecting then out of your inbox. This Article is from Week 6 of 2016. ] Seals Stay Hot, Whalers Warming Up The Seals make quick work of the Nordiques, taking the lead in the first period
From the MNL Archives: 2016 Week 5
[ From the MNL Archives is a MNLHN series taking articles from the annals of MNL Season One and resurrecting then out of your inbox. This Article is from Week 5 of 2016. ] Whalers Win One, The Walters Way The Whalers come up big by sticking it to the Nordiques 2-1. By moving Young
From the MNL Archives: 2016 Week 4 Recap
[ From the MNL Archives is a MNLHN series taking articles from the annals of MNL Season One and resurrecting then out of your inbox. This Article is from Week 4 of 2016. ] Seals Do The Shutout Seals put an exclamation point on their hot start by shutting out the Whalers with All-Star talent
Fire Marshal Extinguishes Roaring House Fire
HAZEL PARK - A league of sixty walked out of their locker room to flames on the ice late Monday Night. The fire broke out around 10:45 p.m. on Woodward Boulevard in Hazel Park at the local Viking Ice Arena. According to the on-ice officials, there was a delayed call against alleged
Uncoachable: How to Take a Slapshot
Coach Jeremy: Hello! This is Coach Jeremy from howtohockey.com and welcome back to the Uncoachable series. Today, we're going to take a look at some key aspects of improving your slapshot power. Just follow these simple instructions and be prepared to get your name called early next July. To help us break