The rags to riches story no one wanted Doomsday Cults around the world are stirring after four MNL teams featured 11th or 12th rounders earning points. Trade rumors are buzzing all through the league, with every team but the North Stars excited to get a piece of the Bender Action. When
Author: Charles Machi
Child Laces Up Against Americans – CPS Called
4th Round Draft Pick and 90th Trimester Child Brad Marchand Dave "Davey" Podolan laced up for the Nordiques yesterday for a very special night. Davey has been dreaming about playing with the Nordiques all season. Unfortunately, even though Davey goes to all of the games, he has yet to show
Paul Antioch’s Patriotism Inspires Americans in 4-2 Loss
Paul Antioch left officials staring wide-eyed Monday night when he walked out of the locker room in a stunning American Flag jersey. Whalers GM Brian Walters immediately petitioned to league founder Troy Otto to have the jersey removed. "It's a distraction and I will not force my team to play against
Violence and Disappearances Plague MNLHL
Where's Machi? Late Scratch of 12th Rounder Puzzles Fans Fans lamented Monday Night when Americans Forward Sam Machi failed to appear on the ice for warmups. Machi has been a known pest on the ice for MNL and has generated a surprising amount of offense and takeaways for the last round
Divine Intervention Secures Ducks’ First Win
Fear and awe overcame the patrons of Viking Ice Arena Monday night when a glowing deity descended from the heavens to bestow victory upon the devout Ducks. After a quick first shift goal from the Nordiques, pious GM Busta prayed that this game would go better than others. The Brown
Scandal and Corruption in MNLHL Press Corps as NStars Squeeze #2 Ranking
A full blown investigation is underway in the MNLHL Press Circuit after it was revealed certain members took bribes to keep the North Stars high in the Power Rankings. After a close 3-2 loss last night against the 2-0 Americans, the North Stars expected to drop two places in the
RETRACTION: Coan Skates Out, Judge Rules
MNL News Network strives for journalistic integrity in its pursuit of the juiciest fake news. I humbly and sincerely apologize for my previous article. We did not have all of the information, and we sent our story to print before everything could be verified. Please accept my apology. In a controversial
Coan Relegated to Backup Goalie Position After Hat Trick, 2 Assists
Fans are furious after Jeremy Coan lost his spot as the Nordiques Star Right Wing hours before puck drop, sources say. Jeremy "Cowboy" Coan has been a fan favorite in the league ever since he took off the goalie pads and donned a set of player gear he found in
Starr Spangled Americans Draw First Blood; Top Ducks Lay Egg
The Game of the Week on the Olympic Ice was destined to be a tough battle. Both teams met each other in the preseason, each with a high octane offense. Controversy began weeks before this matchup when Americans Goalie and Mouthpiece Andrew “Spicy” Hetes claimed the Ducks did not score
Mild Mannered Troy Otto Turns Into Hulking Goalie Beast
Sources indicate that North Stars GM and Goalie Troy Otto has become the giant green monster known as the Incredible Hulk of Marvel Comics Fame. In the 2016-2017 season, Troy Otto was known to have a temper. However, teammates noted that although he had a big mouth, there was not
