Author: Chet G. Petey

Panty’s Bitches Better Be Writing Articles

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Panty Don't Play No Shit! In the wake of the week 11 match-ups, MNL News reporters have protested writing articles but wanted the benefits of being on the Power Rankings Committee. The one rule of MNL journalism is to write articles to keep the fans intrigued. High and low quality articles

Ducks Win Thriller

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Ducks Move Into 3rd Place Things are looking up for the Ducks who continue to soar with their 4th win in 5 games (3-1-1-0). The Whalers came into this game sitting in 4th place behind the Diques by 1 point and ahead of the Ducks by 2 points. If they pulled

Labatt Blue Party Deck

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Is Labatt Blue Party Deck A Real Thing? As many of you have probably read in Dickie Dunn's articles, he tends to mention that of a "Labatt Blue Party Deck". He refers to that as the spot right outside the doors where we congregate to drink some cold brews and freeze

Busta Issues Apology To Seals Organization

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Busta To Blame For Loss? The seals lost in dramatic fashion last night to the pesky Diques. It was a hard-fought game that ended in a 3-2 loss for the seals who now sit in last place for the second straight week with a potential bid for not making the playoffs.

Bin Takes Off His Ass-less Chaps

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Bin Records His First Assist In MNL Ducks 2(SO) - Diques 1 The Diques may have lost the war but Bin won the battle. Slack was buzzing all week with players taking digs at league favorite, Bin diesel about his ability to score but not pass. GM of the ducks, Busta, told

Game of [Otto] Groans

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Episode 7 of Game of Groans - The Mountain vs. Red Viper Last week on Game of Groans, King Slayer, Jaime “Pistol” Lannister lead a charge on the uninhabited 3rd place castle. While marching on the Castle, Timerys Braunborn of house Braunscheidel , first of his name, the unsympathetic, King of

Stars Strive for Five

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North Stars Winning Streak Continues Diques Don't Share, And They Don't Care North Stars 5, Diques 2 North Stars continue winning as they are undoubtedly the best team to ever hit the MNL ice. They have no weakness and it shows, taking down the notorious cocky DaveP Diques. NS started off strong with

O Say Can You See…

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Viking Arena Raises New American Flag By Line: Viking Arena Olympic Ice In what only can be described as a MNL Mini-Miracle on Ice, the Nordique’s stunned the highly favored Americans last night in the marquee game of the week. Stellar goaltending was on display by both keepers and a late Dique

Blockbuster Trade for MNL!!!!!

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The USA DUCKS??? Team USA The Americans and Hazel Park Ducks have reached an agreement late Friday afternoon when 'Mericans' GM, Manny proposed a bizarre trade to GM of the Ducks, Brian Bombusta to bring the best players in the country together. The Ducks give up goaltender, Ronnie, along with Charles Machi,