The “Moffesoli” Controversy Continues

Many of you may have heard of Antonio Brown and his crazy off season/preseason saga. From his cryotherapy frost bite, to his outdated helmet, to being fined and getting in an altercation with Raiders GM, to finally being released and signed with the Patriots, only to be released a week

Health & Wellness Competition

How many of you look in the mirror and think you look good, but know you could look even better if you just lost 10 (probably closer to 30) lbs? What about how you feel after a tough MNL showdown where you gave it your all but know that if

Ducks Franchise Folds

In the wake of a disappointing season, the Mighty Ducks have chosen to fold their franchise. The team will fold under the management of Brian Bustamante and Timothy D’Onofrio who have managed them for two years after escaping from the playerhood

American’s President Issues Apology

(President Bin Steps up to the podium to address last nights situation) North Star Beat Reporter: Bin? Bin? (Bin points to reporter to take question) How do feel about the situation that took place last night in Hazel Park? President Bin: Fuck the North Stars #FTNS, Thank you, no more questions. (President Bin

New Championship Gear Headed to Africa

North Stars Decide To Give Back To the Less Fortunate Seals 1, North Stars 0 Last night was an epic night for MNL and will go down in history as the day the North Stars choked on seal blubber [nuggets]. The North Stars met their match against the RIISSSEEEE of the planet

ALL RIIIIISSSEEEEE!!

ALL RIIIIISEEE for the honorable, Judge Whoop Seals 4, Whalers 0 Seals sentence Whalers to consolation match-up vs Diques The Whalers went to court last night on accusations of human pony rides and 1st degree assault and slashing. The Whalers hired lawyer Troy Otto to help them out with the their offense but

ESPN E:60 Episode 22

The Infamous Paul Proctor's Mismatched Socks ESPN MTV MNL does not condone violence in any way other than dick punches and pony rides on the ice. Off the ice is a completely different story and actions will be dealt with accordingly. There is a ZERO tolerance policy for touching an official.

Seals Are Eating W’s

Chatterbox and Sugar Wear Familar Masks Seals 4, Ducks 3 Last night marked the night where the top two teams faced off and the bottom four teams decided their fate for the time being. The Diques fought hard but the Whalers ended their fight in bender OT. On the NHL ice, another

Tonight’s Players To Watch

Tonight's Labatt Blue Light Players to watch: Americans vs North Stars Jeff Skillman: 2nd line center and power forward for the Americans is one to watch for tonight, with 3 goals and 3 assists in his first MNL's season, look for him to help win 2nd line battle for the Americans. He

Panty’s Bitches Better Be Writing Articles

Panty Don't Play No Shit! In the wake of the week 11 match-ups, MNL News reporters have protested writing articles but wanted the benefits of being on the Power Rankings Committee. The one rule of MNL journalism is to write articles to keep the fans intrigued. High and low quality articles