Byline: House of Shamrock Celebration After Party For the first time in nine weeks I can say “Diques Win, Dique’s Win!!”. The gladiators draped in light blue dispatched the Americans last night in shootout, ending a skid that rivaled the 2016/17 season. “They were one loss away from re-writing the record
Author: Dickie Dunn
Paulinski Won’t Pass
Byline: Ann Arbor, MI After being acquired in an early season trade with the vaunted Northstars, center Chad Paulinski @chad_paulinski has lit the lamp on a consistent basis. Drafted in the fourth round by GM @ottotroy29 Paulinski was earmarked as a shut down forward. “We saw Chad as a second line
Troy Cries, Machi Shines
Diques Done
Byline: Pit of Misery The sad season for the Quebexican Nordiques came to a merciful end on Monday night. The final blow came by means of the Mightiest of Mighty Ducks @pniphoratos and @hardyparty92. Looking to stave off elimination from the MNL playoffs, team leader and league event organizer @pantydropper addressed
Diques Mathematically Still in Picture
Byline: New Oakland Psychiatric Clinic The Nordiques are on a streak... but not the kind of streak any self respecting team ever wishes to go through. Although their chances are minuscule , the cellar dwelling norseman are not mathematically eliminated from the big dance. The surging Whalers dispatched the baby blue
Tye Otto Fit for Mini-Mite Games Only
WAS THERE A DANNY HULL SIGHTING?
Byline: The Bowels of HP Arena According to multiple eye witnesses a man fitting the description of a self proclaimed senior league all-star, 0 rated draft rounder and boxing enthusiast was seen entering the rink last night. The man quickly disappeared into the furthest reaches of the ice complex and
Speedster Saved By DaveP
Byline: Viking Arena NHL Rink A scary situation unfolded Monday night on the Nordiques bench. First line left winger Gio “GQ” Orlandi suffered a cardiac related injury during the teams tilt versus the Whales. “It was a surreal incident that transcended the hockey game” stated blueliner Colin Neville. After several strong first
Nordiques Thoroughly Beat
Byline: Viking Arena Prime Time Game In what can only be described as a thorough win, the Mighty Northstars defeated and outmatched the Diques. The plan from the beginning was to intimidate the Stars with the presence of silky mitts @jcoan. The strategy was for Coaner to only skate in warmups




