MNL League of Parody

Byline: Home Depot Paint Isle When the MNL league was formed Commissioner Roger Otto Goodel had a vision to create an empire where any team could beat the other on any given Monday night. His plan came to fruition and was exemplified during the playoffs... minus the miserable Nordiques organization. Two

Diques Suffer Double Loss

Down Goes Panty Byline: St. Clair Orthopedic & Sports Medicine The streaking Nordiques suffered two devastating blows last night during a 5-2 loss at the hands of split squad combined team consisting of the Whalers/Northstars/Diques players. Not only did their two game winning streak come to an end but they suffered a

More Controversy for MNL

Byline: Ref Room Between Olympic and NHL Rink Controversy continues to swirl around MNL league commissioner @ottotroy29 and his staff. The year has been plagued by on and off the ice antics resulting in rule changes, suspensions, life time bans, scandalous back door payments to zamboni drivers and a severe drop

Jump on the Dique Bandwagon

Byline: House of Shamrock Celebration After Party For the first time in nine weeks I can say “Diques Win, Dique’s Win!!”. The gladiators draped in light blue dispatched the Americans last night in shootout, ending a skid that rivaled the 2016/17 season. “They were one loss away from re-writing the record

Paulinski Won’t Pass

Byline: Ann Arbor, MI After being acquired in an early season trade with the vaunted Northstars, center Chad Paulinski @chad_paulinski has lit the lamp on a consistent basis. Drafted in the fourth round by GM @ottotroy29 Paulinski was earmarked as a shut down forward. “We saw Chad as a second line

Troy Cries, Machi Shines

Byline: MNL Central Scouting Office The once mighty Northstars seem to have lost their momentum heading into the playoffs. The Stars dropped a back and forth game to the surging Ducks last night 2-Nill. The game was an example of speed versus braun in which speed prevailed. The Ducks were paced

Diques Done

Byline: Pit of Misery The sad season for the Quebexican Nordiques came to a merciful end on Monday night. The final blow came by means of the Mightiest of Mighty Ducks @pniphoratos and @hardyparty92. Looking to stave off elimination from the MNL playoffs, team leader and league event organizer @pantydropper addressed

Diques Mathematically Still in Picture

Byline: New Oakland Psychiatric Clinic The Nordiques are on a streak... but not the kind of streak any self respecting team ever wishes to go through. Although their chances are minuscule , the cellar dwelling norseman are not mathematically eliminated from the big dance. The surging Whalers dispatched the baby blue

Tye Otto Fit for Mini-Mite Games Only

 Byline: NHL Ice In what can only be described as the worst exhibition of officiating I have seen in my 52 years of reporting on hockey... Tye Otto was deplorable.   At no point in the game was rookie referee @HUNTER in position or aware of the contest unfolding in front of

WAS THERE A DANNY HULL SIGHTING?

  Byline: The Bowels of HP Arena According to multiple eye witnesses a man fitting the description of a self proclaimed senior league all-star, 0 rated draft rounder and boxing enthusiast was seen entering the rink last night. The man quickly disappeared into the furthest reaches of the ice complex and