Nordiques face of the franchise David “VapeD” Podolan revealed early Monday that the Nordiques received a special gift from Yuletide Gift Man TroyOtto Claus.
“I cannt buleeve he came! Mom, Dad, wayke up! TroyOtto came!” -DaveP at 4am
Surprise! Hope you’ve been good this year!
Vapey was surprised that instead of a 5th place playoff spot, Mr. Claus instead brought lumps of a mysterious black rock. At press time, it was determined that not even coal could power the lowly diques to the playoffs.
Thanks Troy…
From the North Pole, this is Junior Senor Reporter Carlos Antonio Machismo wishing the MNL (and especially the diques!) a very Merry Christmas!