The Nordiques have seen the wrath of jovial Yuletide gift bringer Cammy Clause after several of their players landed themselves on the naughty list. The Nordiques, in a midseason slump (Week 3-Week 11 is technically midseason), decided to bring in new goalie Cam Clauser to guide their sleigh to victory. Unfortunately, Cammy Clause is a fickle demigod, and after seeing Nordiques’ own Danny Hull assault a ref, he has elected to deliver coal instead of shutouts. The Nordiques have shed their naughty ways, but will Cammy Clause deliver a miracle in time for Christmas? Cammy was heard shouting over dense fog for assistance from long absent Nordique Bin to guide the team to victory.

“Binndolph with your face so red, won’t you help me guide my sled?!”

From the land of hopes and dreams, this is Carlos Antonio Machismo dreaming of a white Christmas.