Panty Don’t Play No Shit!
In the wake of the week 11 match-ups, MNL News reporters have protested writing articles but wanted the benefits of being on the Power Rankings Committee. The one rule of MNL journalism is to write articles to keep the fans intrigued. High and low quality articles are published every week following the games but the important thing is that articles are actually being published. If you don’t write articles then what use are you to MNLHN?
Tuesday afternoon, Harvey “Panty Dropper” Levin rallied the troops to see what articles where floating around the office. Looking for the usual quality articles from Carlos Machismo, Jarómy Drágr, Dickie Dunn and myself, Panty was looking for a bit more this week. MNL has seen little to few articles from Chad Paulinski, and Adamov Soukaski. While Panty called for the press badges and gun from those who do not want to participate in the journalistic side of MNL, Adamov and Chad responded with “ok” to Panty’s threat. Not taking the threat serious, Panty took out his Gavel and made the executive decision to give the reporters what they wanted. With a few clicks of the mouse, Adamov and Chad were gone in the blink of an eye. Low end reporters such as Andru Wheaties came forward to say he would write another article that would be publish in the not so near future. He is still working on the draft analysis from the beginning of August.
“Watching this unfold in the #pressbox was overwhelming for me. They were my close friends and I cant believe they would choose to separate themselves from this high security slack channel of prestigious journalist.” Carlos Machismo explained. I enjoyed the fact that Panty was simply trying to get results with a not so serious threat and those guys challenged the bluff and Panty laid down the law. I felt like I was watching the Lion King when Scar could have saved Mufasa but instead let him go like a savage. Just like Scar and Mufasa, Panty seemed like a brother to these two and he hit them with one of the most savage moves you could do. There is no way they will be allowed back into the writing club unless it is approved by Panty himself. There is absolutely no way for them to communicate with the high security #Pressbox channel. If they wish to join, they will have to submit their resume and portfolio of past articles.
I caught up with Panty after that exchange and he had this to say, “Panty dont play no shit. Panty never been about that, never never been about that. Panty’s bitches better be wearing jimmys writing articles. MNLHN is not a joke and you will not be associated with us unless you participate and pay your dues.” – Harvey “Panty Dropper” Levin
If anyone is interested in showing off their journalistic ability and has a great sense of humor, send your resume to DroppingPanties6969@news.mnl.com
Reporting from the basement of the Ivory Tower, Junior Senor Reporter, Antonio Carlos Rivera Martinez Rodriguez Boostámenté
(“I’m a lawyer” shouts Panty)
