Nordiques Punching Bag Dave “VapeD” P made fans blush Monday night during what could reasonably be described as a “wardrobe malfunction.” Dave began the night looking spiffy in his baby blue pants shell. However, Dave forgot to tighten his belt, and soon after puck drop his shell began to slip down to below his crotch. At first, fans cheered for MNL’s first “sagging player,” but cheers soon turned to jeers when DaveP’s pants prevented him from scoring on two chances.

“My first shot soemwon got beetween my legs, so I coudnt finish the play [DaveP actually tripped on the shell that was around his ankles]. On the emptee net I dident even look, I just shot and praid lol [DaveP was too busy admiring how fly he thought his shell looked halfway down his legs]” -DaveP [Emphasis mine]

Nordiques GM and League Co-Founder Jeremy “No Fun” Drager is considering instituting a dress code to prevent further incidents.

“This is a respectable league, and I expect all members to handle themselves accordingly. I thought maybe the Cipparone incident was a one-off, but apparently the Nordiques have a lot of trouble dressing for success. Effective immediately, all shells shall be worn with belts. I’m not running no flop house here.” – JD Rockefeller

Jeremy Spacey checking out the Nordiques newest asset…

 

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