Panic and Awe has gripped the MNL Community after several predictions made by Troy “Nostroydamus” Otto have come true. Marketing himself as a “seer,” Nostroydamus has made a fortune among the more gullible members of MNL. The rest of us see through his bullshit and obvious guesses that happen to still only be half right, but no one can deny his ability to draw a crowd with charisma and the volume of his voice. League scribe S. Lack compiled a list of Nostroydamus’s most famous predictions for the world to see (as long as the prediction was within the last 10,000 messages).

“Fear Polaris. For its only weakness isn’t a weakness after all.”

“The Star in the North will rise higher and higher, but will fall to earth before it can reach its destination.”

“The Mallard may only be victorious if it aligns itself with the freshness.”

“The Great Babylon of the West will become a force to be reckoned with. Only after she suffers a humiliating defeat under Polaris will she fall.”

“The auric pinnipeds will fail to rise from under the ice until an unbalanced force joins them.”

“The Diques will always suck!”

God help us all

From the desk of Junior Señor Reporter Carlos Antonio Machismo, this is S. Lack saying :crystal_ball:.