How to beat the North Stars:

1. Exploit their one weakness
   

   Fuck, Troy is playing out of his mind

2. They already have 2 Ottos.  Trade Todd over there for the Bookhockey Self-Destruct!
   

   Dammit, Todd’s a GM this season, he won’t move himself.  Too proud!

3. Kill Chad
   

   CRAP!  They already traded Chad.  And I’m pretty sure that’s their strategy vs the Whalers

4. Try to goad them into taking penalties
   

   They already have the 2nd most penalties and it’s not stopping them

5. Have DaveP Mcrackin Mcrackin.
   

   DaveP’s not tall enough for that.

6. Inflate Tye’s ego and hope that weighs them down.
   

   Duck Hunter is on the case!