In a crazy swing of events, MNL’s league jerseys have shown up prior to Week 5, ensuring that the big matchup between the Americans and Nordiques at 9pm on Monday will be fresh as fuck.  Other teams will probably look good too.

According to sources, the socks and shells that will accompany the jerseys are still in London.  Rumor has it, they were being smuggled via the Tube under the police station, but the Bobbies still caught them.  Allegedly, the United Kingdom is holding the items hostage, asking the League for the their colonies back.  League Commissioner Troy Otto has agreed to send them back.

“Our league’s in Michigan.  It doesn’t affect us at all!”   ~Troy Otto

MNLHN Police Correspondent Aaron Riley has provided some insight into the situation.  “MNL’s multiple attempts to smuggle their gear into America has made them an Enemy of the State.  I’m now on the lam.”

From Constable Webster’s desk in the London Police Precinct, this is MNLHN Senior Reporter Jarómy Drágr reporting.