On Friday afternoon, the voices in the head of Tye Otto started to all talk all at once.  Scientists believes the volume to be close to an event observed annually referred to as the “Otto Family Thanksgiving Dinner”.  To protect himself from the mental insanity, he split his mind into several different Manifestations, similar to Dissociative Personality Disorder.

These different personalities began to communicate with one another in the league slack, causing confusion for many of who was whom.  “I can’t tell the difference between all of these guys!” said MNL Player Tye Otto, “but they’re all really good looking!”   All of the personalities we’re composed of one of the key personality traits of the original Tye:  the Womanizer, the Goon, and the North Star Lover (not to be confused with a North Star Liver, which is able to breakdown alcohol at a rate 4 times the normal human.  Scientists still haven’t figured out why.)

Rumblings around the League started to surface: “Do the North Stars have to skate 13 now?”, “Are these other Tye’s gonna have to pay league fees?”, “Will they form the ultimate Bash Brothers line?”  This reporter reached out to North Stars GM Tye Otto and got an unintelligible response back.

This is MNLHN Intern Reporter Thai Oddo reporting.