First off gentlemen, I want to apologize for not getting an article out in a while. Dickie had to use the Family Medical Leave Act to ensure that his pal Bin got checked in at rehab. Bin has been suffering severe depression since the Maroons lost in the wild card week and we had to find him an in-patient treatment center. I thought Bin turned the corner but he relapsed as soon as he saw Pistol’s tragic video montage of his MNL playoff career disappointments. If you see Bin at the rink tonight, offer him a kind word as he navigates through another soul crushing Keg-less season.

I have compiled a tentative Dickie Award list with the current nominees. You will have until next Monday at 10am to add any other deserving Dickie Award players. Send me a private message on SLACK to add someone…

GM’s – Tigers, Nordiques, Americans, Whalers

Essence of Otto – Troy, Tye, Whoop, Lindsay

Heisman – Brett, Whalers, Hetes,

Breakout Player – Weaver, Peso, Cipps, Wood

Dman of the Year – Wrubs, Shep, Larivee, Brandt Miller

Injury Prone – Hetes, Joe Ellis, Chad, Vape

Cry Sack – Skillman, Wood, Pangrazzi, Sugar

Charlie Hustle – Jflo, Bauer, Rattler, Allan Z, Hartkop

Unsung Hero – Hetes, Gumma, Charles, Tye

Hack – Clawz, Leroy, Brett, Rutkowski

Lady Bin – Bin, Troy, Turtle, Coan

All Guts – BAntioch, Femm, Serda, AllanZ

Rookie – Larivee, Brandt Miller, Brett, BAntioch

Most Exciting – Slick Rick, Sugar, Femm, Drake

MVP – Drake, Sugar, Proctor, Peso

Bender of the Year – Weaver, Tye, Charles, Busta

Vezina – Johnny G, Pangrazzi, Cam, Ryan Z

Most Improved – Peso, Cipps, Qtip, Coach Brandon

Complete Player – Pistol, Turtle, ShaunE, Drake

Slacker of the Year – Sikorski, Goose, not_MNL, Proctor

Playmaker – Turtle, Bin, Drake, Serda

Leadership – Panty, Trent, Brauny, Eidt

Get your nominees in!

Dickie Dunn