Democracy has been shaken to its core as MNL leadership has discovered personnel close to the Ivory Tower have been accused of being responsible for tampering with voting of the 2021-2022 Dickie Dunn Awards. Bizarrely, only one down-ballot race, the Essence of Otto Award, was affected. No suspects are in custody, but police are asking for any information on the identity or whereabouts of this man:

When asked about how such a blatant attack on our traditions could be missed for so long, Dickie arbiter and mouthpiece Paul “Bin” Biliti responded, “Now that you mention it, Todd Otto winning with 148% of the vote does seem fishy.”

Ok, I wrote the article, Troy. Now will you please start doing the Power Rankings again?