11/24/2021 Pre-Turkey Day
Gentlemen, what a great thing MNL has going here. Let’s take the time to give thanks for this group of talented hockey players, outstanding citizens, cannabis enthusiasts, public servants, litigators, businessmen, computer specialists, entrepreneurs, medical professionals, civil right activists and alcoholics. Here’s to MNL…
The league is thankful for the key additions of SlickRick, Brian Antioch, Lee Hughes (with an E), Jay and Coach Brandon and the return of QTip. Great dudes and fit in well.
The league is thankful for our beloved Uncle Pfister. We couldn’t have a better “brand ambassador” and his dedication to us…
Bin is thankful for a Tiger’s win last week vs the Maroons. He has only won three games in 2021…
Chad is thankful for his 7 goals and 5 assists this season so far, being top 6 in scoring, all during a contract year…
Andy Femm is thankful for finally scoring last week and getting the giant turkey off his back…
Peso is thankful for the ability to perform toe-drags…
Pelot- we are all thankful that you got new pants…
Old Man Eidt is thankful for his weekly delivery of his fountain of youth elixir…
Dream Weaver is thankful for his new fiance and that everyone sustains his lies to her that he is a top 3 scorer in MNL…
DougEFresh is thankful for maple syrup, poutine, all-dressed chips and Alberta beef…
Troy is thankful for his brothers Whoop and Tye. Who else can he berate and verbally assault and still get Christmas presents from?
Officer Riley is thankful for the Dodge Charger. If this car wasn’t around then who would he have high speed chases with while at work?
Manny is thankful he parted ways with Antioch and the Americans so he can know what winning feels like…
Trent is thankful for his wingspan. Seriously, in the NHL rink the guy can spread his arms and touch both side boards. “When I grow up I want to be Trent”- Bin”…
Pauly 22 is thankful for Macallan 50 Year Old Single Malt Scotch Whisky and Twin Peaks…
Bauer is thankful for the police not harassing him about being around elementary schools with that mustache…
DaveP is thankful that Walmart is coming out with a new line of Garanimals (young guys look this one up)…
Gumma is thankful for the prime rib at the Clawson Steakhouse and that he still has the ability to eat there because Shepherd only cut his mouth instead of losing his chiclets…
Cipps is thankful that he passed his annual psych evaluation so he can continue to mold young minds…
Sikorski is thankful for all the time he got from referee Kevin to ponder his thoughts in the box last week…
The Maroons are thankful that Drago missed last weeks game because it would have been 10-3 with that sniper on the ice…
Pearcy is thankful for his golden voice as the voice of MNL…
Serda is thankful for being the MNL version of Niklas Lidstrom, the perfect human…
Sugar is thankful for his seven vacations he has taken this year…
Jumbo Joe is thankful for getting the chance to play with his brother Jumpin’ Jim for the first time since 1982…
Busta is thankful for Mrs. Busta and her cookies…
Dylan is thankful that Trojan makes Magnum condoms…”yeah, if I wear a normal one it looks like 10 pounds of hamburger stuffed in a 5 pound bag”.
Were all thankful for Panty!
Hetes isn’t thankful for anything!!!
Have a great Thanksgiving boys!!!
Dickie Dunn
