After hours of complaints by noisy MNLers, Dangle Sauce has unveiled a new cost effective option for custom jerseys that eliminates the need for long lead times.

“You spoke and we listened. We realized that having unlimited options were adding to our delays so we eliminated a few choices that cause the most trouble. Also, we decided to move our production to a slightly less polarizing socialist country. We had to change our materials, but the result is still the quality you all love!” -Fake Danglesauce Spokesman

The new jerseys are made of the finest Hessian fabric and will come with your choice between any 6 public domain team logos. Production has been moved to Venezuela and lead times are guaranteed to be no greater than 4 weeks from order to delivery*. The price will remain the same, so you don’t have to break the bank to look good on the ice! Dangle Sauce knows you have many choices, and appreciates that you continue to order from them.

*Guarantee is void in the event of military coup

Sitting stop a pile of advertising money, this is Carlos Antonio signing out.