Perhaps the most popular conspiracy theory in all of sports MNL history revolves around the  2018 MNL draft lottery. Believers claim Ivory Tower Resident and Nordiques GM @Pantydropper and the MNL Ivory Tower rigged the lottery so the Diques  would get the first pick and, with it, select @pauly

After a dominantating the first two years of MNL playoffs @pauly was the surefire first pick of the 2018 MNL draft. He was a “once in a decade” talent who would change the fate of whichever team picked him. The Diques  were desperate for a playmaker, and according to the theories, the MNL was desperate for a good MNL Diques team to stave off retraction of the league to 4 teams.

Once the Diques won the draft (and future Hall of Famer @pauly), the whispers of “fraud” and “fix” began and continue to this day, including far-out speculation involving everything from dry ice to hookers and drugs.

@Pbin12 reminding everyone that the ping pong ball machine does nothing for the drugs and hookers theory

Was the MNL desperate enough to rig the draft lottery? Was @Pantydropper powerful enough to fix a seemingly random selection of envelopes? Was the fate of the MNL changed forever by a “frozen envelope”?

With the rumors swirling the MNL Ivory tower has decided to invest in a lottery ping pong ball machine to eliminate any possibility of the frozen envelope from rearing its ugly head again this year.

From Jeffery Skillman’s Backyard Pool, this is Hal A. Peno reporting.