Week four of “It’s Only Spring” league play is in the books and the teams are separating themselves. The mighty Frontenacs appear to be positioning themselves for a long playoff run while Must Be Nice is doing their version of the 2018 Nordiques. “The two clubs are going in opposite directions” said grizzled MNL veteran @Troy Otto “guys like Panty and @qziraldo are definitely hung over from last seasons Keg win”. Other league GM’s have been alerted through back channels that MBN GM @smatchmo is having a fire sale. Neville was overheard contemplating the teams future… “Were a total shit show. Right now I would trade Proctor, Bin and Rattler for a used jock strap and a half drank Labatt Blue”. Trade Spice Level = Carolina Reaper!

3rd Star: @rallen The guy is playing like a top draft pick. Super solid play on defense and contributes offensively when he gets a lane. He is playing with ultimate confidence and was deserving of a star last week as well.

2nd Star: @ARiley Stood in his head in a disappointing loss. He made acrobatic saves to give his team a chance but alas, Must Be Nice snatched a defeat from the jaws of victory. “Even with a huge sub up with @ShaunE for @pauly they couldn’t beat me (i mean us)” said Greek God @pniphoratos . Officer Riley played so good last night that he is granting get out of jail free cards to any criminals in the greater Southfield area today.

1st Star: @youngtr7 Trent was easily the best player in the ice for two consecutive hours last night. He had multiple goals/assists in a sub role for the Stick Figurines and topped of the night with the Frontenacs game winner with only seconds remaining. Power forward @Busta commented on Trent’s stellar play. “The guys wing span is ginormous, he can stand at center ice on the Olympic sheet and touch both side boards!” With players such as Trent, Pistol, @Andy , @wright and @JgtWrubel the Frontenacs are tough to beat even when they play down to the other teams level.

Honorable Mention: @davep Vape helped his teams cause by not showing up. “Eye had a vary impotent Twitch shoot em up game that eye couldn’t miss” said the diminutive forward.

Dickie Dunn