On Monday night, the Blue Nordiques won a heated race against the Red Americans, finishing what many Political Pundits deemed a “Blue Wave” of Monday Night Lights. With the victory, the Diques took control of First Place in the House of MNL. Many players were disappointed with the end result, leading to a lot of outcry about how things went down.
“I was looking forward to a Green Wave. It was going to be all hugs in the North Stars locker room once we had won,” exclaimed North Stars GM Tye Otto. Upon hearing this quote, Nordiques F Ryan Monette popped his head up from his pencil case with wide eyes, adding that he, also, supported Prop 1 this past Tuesday. When reached for official comment, Americans Press Secretary Nick Huckabee-Myers was quoted saying, “Although we are disappointed with the final result tonight, the Americans are built on Democracy. We heavily respect our election system and will honor the result.”
After the results of the last election cycle, all parties were encouraging their constituents to get out and vote for the All-Star Game participants to avoid another travesty. This publication heavily encourages all players to go out to their voting precinct and vote. Additionally, players can vote only at http://vote.mnlhl.com.
[Ed. Note: The Monday Night Lights Hockey Network is a non-partisan publication and implies no biases to any candidate.]
League Engineers have concerns about how Electronic Voting will hold up, as many people have had poor experience with the voting machines not selecting who they pressed, but selecting a strong, late-round defenseman having a bounceback year and is currently leading all full-time defensemen in points. This is amplified by the collusive calls by referees last night benefiting said strong, late-round defenseman having a bounceback year, currently leading all full-time defensemen in points.
This isn’t the first time Monday Night Lights has been mired in controversy. Two weeks ago, League Attorney General Troy Otto brought accusations of Goal Inflation Numbers against MNL Co-Commissioner Jeremy Drager. This pours more fuel on the fire around the allegations of collusion with the Russians to influence and change the results of the All-Star Game. With the Nordiques regaining control of First Place in the House of MNL, they may use their new found majority to make investigations into MNL Co-Commissioner Jeremy Drager on grounds of Collusion, Incompetence, Perjury, Bribery, and Treason.
Reporting from the Kremlin, this is MNLHL Reporter and strong, late-round defenseman having a bounceback year, currently leading all full-time defensemen in points Jarómy Drágr.
